Terms and Conditions

THEY FOUND OUT! RUN FOR IT

I actually read the terms and conditions i dont wanna sign my soul away man

Same.

Help, m3eee3eEEEeE

Waits for 20 minutes.
"YOU DIDN'T SCROLL UP!"
Starts scrolling with eyes closed.
"I CAN SEE YOUR EYES CLOSED!"
Turns off webcam, eyes closed.
"TURN IT ON!"
Installs an auto clicker/scroller program.
"TURN THAT OFF!"
Sets the computer on fire.

"I'M FIRE PROOF!"

Throw the computer out the window

“I’M INVINCIBLE!!!”

and then ever so gently...

put it in a hydraulic press 😇

"I'M IMMUNE TO HYDURALIC PRESSES!"

Force it to watch brainrot while ripping off its nuts

"IM 7 I LOVE BRAINROT"

Drown it in a erupting volcano

Computers don't have those

I'm not sure that's how it works

NAUR

real

Oh no...

Time to learn to code C and torture people

Thank God it's not like that in real life.

Oh sh**

yes i can because i am mr words

Use the inspect tool

I didn't know those things could swear

They can now apparently

Imma show it a news article that says I can

And also imma watch videos while I wait

Welp