My dad said he would not give me a pardon and that is a lie!
I don't care about nothin', I got a pardon and got high!
Ooh-ooh-ooh
La da da da la da da la la da da
La da da da, la la la la, la la la la
If your dad was a normal guy, you would be in prison and that is no lie!!
Mine is the big guy who told Democrat fools a lie!!
No prison for me thanks big guy! I rolled another blunt and got high (ooh-ooh-ooh)
Because I got high
Because I got high (la da da da la da da da)
I was gonna go to strip club, before I got high (come on, yo), check it out (ooh-ooh-ooh)
I cheated and had an illegitimate child and that's no lie.
, but I got high (uh uh, la la da da da da)
Now the big guy has grandbaby he don't claim and we know why! why (why man?), yeah hey
'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high (go to the next one, go to the next one, go to the next one, backa)
I was gonna go to court, before I got high (ooh-ooh-ooh)
I was gonna to jail but the big guy gave me a pardon and that is no lie!!!
'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high (la da da da la da da da)
I was getting 10 percent for the big guy! Big time member of the Ukraine energy board and that is no lie!!!
'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high (la da da da la da da da)
'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high (la da da da la da da da)
Trump was going to put me away and that is no lie!!
But hey man my dad is still the big guy!!
Democrat idiots believed his lie!!
'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high (la da da da la da da da)
I messed up my entire life, because I got high (go go go go, ooh-ooh-ooh)
Say what, say what, say what? La da da da la da da da)
But who ares my dad is the big guy!!
'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high (la da da da la da da da)
I'ma stop singing this song, because I'm high (raise the ceiling... baby, ooh-ooh-ooh)
I'm singing this whole thing wrong, because I'm high (bring it back, bring it back, la da da da la da da da)
'Cause I'm high
'Cause I'm high
'Cause I'm high (la da da da la da da da)
La la da da da da la da da da, shoobe shoobe shoobe do be do wa
Get jiggy with it skibitty ba do wa (oh, bring it back, bring it back, bring it back)
La la da da da da la da da da (say what, say what? Oh!)
'Cause I'm high
'Cause I'm high
Because I'm high
