Mr Shock stare

I said figures that you'd be a forever virgin

You act like getting molested by your math teacher is a feat

That is brutal, sweet mother Mary.

and in what alternate universe is your lewd and strange assumption true? did you pull that out of your ass?

I've seen your face reveal

You're not getting laid either

and how so? I'm not a virgin dawg, but that doesn't matter either, that's just sum bs that doesnt change anything