Bonjour howdy konichiwa guten tag Selam privet Kamisaki hej

okay, first attempt at translating all of these:

bonjour is french

howdy is just english but slang

konichiwa is japanese

guten tag is german

privet is russian

and idk what the other 3 are

Selam is turkish

ah thx :)

Np (:

Hej is sweden

thx :D

:)

Hola

hi? are u trying to get my attention?

It's another language hi/hello

Wanna memchat

?

it's okay, don't worry about it. he was probably going to try to talk to you and date you.

Dayum

it's true though.

? they were adding another way to say "hello." they're not interested in you, my god

and then you either go out and kill them all and die trying or wait for the sun to come up