Bonjour howdy konichiwa guten tag Selam privet Kamisaki hej

okay, first attempt at translating all of these:

bonjour is french

howdy is just english but slang

konichiwa is japanese

guten tag is german

privet is russian

and idk what the other 3 are

Selam is turkish

ah thx :)

Np (:

Hej is sweden

thx :D

:)

and then you either go out and kill them all and die trying or wait for the sun to come up

Hola

hi? are u trying to get my attention?

It's another language hi/hello

Wanna memchat

? they were adding another way to say "hello." they're not interested in you, my god

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it's okay, don't worry about it. he was probably going to try to talk to you and date you.

Dayum

it's true though.