No way, Adolf Hitler got reincarnated as a cat! I sure hope he doesn't start World Purr Two...

Okay, usually I'm not a fan of Adolf Hitler jokes... but this is amazing

When you can't let the cat out because he might invade Poland:

Lmao

My STEM teacher has a minnow with the same mustache that survived the Hunger games of the crayfish tank

I would follow this man with no questioning
HEIL HISSLER

HEIL HISSLER (cat parody of Nazi anthem begins playing)

*cat version of Das Deutschlandlied plays (the anthem for Germany at that time)*

*Catolf Hissler proceeds to invade Purrland and start World Purr Two*

*bowing frantically* you're mighty feline-majesty! we ran out catnip!

yes, your feline-grace. the American short hairs stole the supply

*Catolf Hissler nukes the entire f**king world*

oh, nevermind! I found it- *looks up from the cabinet to see the fire. she looks down at the cat. she shrugs and hands the cat the supply* well, that's one way of world domination.

(can I plz make this into a comic I cant this is too funny)

(Yes)

(alr i'll make it soon)
THE END

we have a problem- idk how to draw cats and I dont want to make it stupid looking)

(Solution: Anthro cats)

Alr*