RP with Evander

Atlas: Hey! Doom Slayer rip off!

Evander: It's not my choice. I'd have my head on a pike if they found me trying to record that shit

Evander: who the hell is doom slayer?

Atlas: How the f**k are you so tall?

Evander: magnificatio- oh wait... you don't know what I mean by that, do you?

Atlas: It's a big word that my small brain doesn't understand

Evander: well... I was originally like... 6 ft 2, but then I was put in this capsule machine which tripled my size
I don't know how it works... but that's how I reached this size

Atlas: Hmm...

Evander: I would give a demonstration... but they're only a thing back where I came from

Atlas: Damn

Evander: not like I know how one works, so I can't build one...
It's also a confidential thing back there, so there aren't any recordings avaliable either...

Atlas: Bro is gatekeeping

Autumn: *stands on her tiptoes*

Evander: what are you attempting?

Autumn: to seem taller

Evander: *scratching their head confused*
(How tall is autumn?)

Autumn: your really tall
(5,6 lol)

Evander: yeah... only problem with being this tall is that I can't fit through many doors and might have to tear out a good chunk of the wall just to get to some place

Autumn: dang. What are you doing anyways?

Evander: eh... just hanging out I guess

Autumn: wanna help me get my groceries?

Voiding: ...?

*Evander would just be sitting on the floor, oblivious since he is tall af*
(How tall are they and could I have an image of Voiding pls?)

(Sure, 8x3vxj.jpg (click to show), he has a redesign pending but for now this is his outdated design (the one on the right is him), I don't have a specific measure but he would be like around 7'3 idk)

Voiding: Hey you.

Evander: ?
*Evander looked around, kinda confused before noticing Voiding*
Evander: oh... hello

Voiding: ...are you the guy who was in a fight with the op furry? The Aria one

Evander: that fight? Yeah I was the guy who fought with 'em. Wasn't expecting they'd be that powerful. The fight was even stopped and the rest of the tournament canceled from that

Voiding: Yet you are here... alive and like nothing happened... what is your name?

Evander: my name's Evander. What's your name?

Voiding: The.. name.. is Voiding, well glad to meet ya Evander..

Evander: nice to meet you too, Voiding
*he'd hold out his right hand for a handshake, despite knowing how large it is*
(He just polite like that)

Voiding: ... *he tries to do the handshake anyway*
(Nice)

Evander: so... what brings you here?

Voiding: You.

Evander:

Voiding: *appears his sword* I wanna challenge you

Evander still:

Voiding: ...
Voiding: b-tch I wanna fight

*Evander would heave a heavy sigh*

Evander: I already went killing hundreds, possibly thousands of agents for like... 16 hours straight in one day.... I'm not in the mood for a fight during my limited downtime. My buddies are gonna call me for some other mission at some point since they're usually busy...

Voiding: ... ... *sword disappears* oh... ok... and what kind of missions you have?

Evander: only seems I have long ones... sometimes I'm defending some sort of payload, sometimes it's a sabotage mission, sometimes I'm protecting something critical for them, and other times it's just killing tons of agents to keep the agency's numbers in check.....
I never stopped to count just how many I've slaughtered... nor have I ever thought why...

Voiding: ... ...and are you ok?

*Evander let out a sigh*
Evander: yeah... it's just burdensome work...
*Evander yawned*
Evander: some day my sanity's gonna pay the price...

Voiding: damn... and you never get a rest or something?

Liam: Look at him, taller than you

DBL: 💢

Evander: eh, I won't mock you for being shorter than me. If anything being as tall as I am is annoying because I can't fit through many doors

DBL: *Anger*

Liam: Dude chill

Evander: why the anger over such a little thing?

Liam: it's been like that

Evander: oh...

Liam: he hates the Gatekeeper cuz she's 6 feet and 2 inches taller than him, kinda like you, but just 6 feet

Evander: *slight chuckle* I don't know why but I find that kind of amusing

DBL: SHUT THE F**K UP BITCH

Liam: *Summons frying pan*

Evander: *unpockets a f**king humongous spoon*
S h u t

DBL: YOU DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO-

Liam: *bang*

Evander: *extremely hard and loud bonk*

DBL: 💢💢💢💢💢💢

Evander: *earrape bonk*

DBL: *grabs it and blows it up* ENOOOUUUGH

Evander: well that was my favorite spoon
*simply unpockets an even bigger one*
(It would be like, comically large for HIM)

DBL: *summons a Condensed Void shadow star*

Liam: Ai ai ai

Evander: I don't know what that is, but it's not the first time I've dealt with something like that
*Evander would shove the spoon into the ground and pry out a giant chunk of ground underneath DBL, flinging them into the air*

DBL: *just flies* DIE

Evander: ...ok
*Evander would just tip over, completely stiff, hitting the floor with a thud*

Liam: That's enough Dbl, calm down