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My mom caught me masturbating for the first time. I was in second grade. I was sitting on my bed, curiously touching my p**is. My mom walked in the room and saw. She sat down next to me on my bed where i was fapping. with my p**is still out, she started to have some sort of parental conversation with me. She was confusing me, with such weird talk about "condoms" or whatever she called it. i've only seen those kinda things on television. she then told me "sh, everythings going to be all right". i was pretty nervous. She started to slowly stroke my dick, as i moaned quietly under my breath "mom..." As she increased her speed slightly, my dick started to twitch. I accidentally peed on mom. "why is my pee white" "this is called cum, sweethart. its what happens when you see a pretty lady, and she touches you here." Mom lays me on my back "Hush dear, its going to be alright" She takes her pants off. She then removes her panties. "This is a va**na. It's what you put your peepee into." Before i knew it, i was f**king mom. "Oh my god, mom, this feels so amazing!" "Oh yeah, right there, cum in my pussy OHH" her hips started to furiously sway against my dick "Ohhh mom, im cuming!" "OHHHH" Dad walks in. "WHAT THE F**K IS GOING ON HERE!" "Kenny! Its not what it looks like!" "THE F**K DO YOU MEAN ITS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE? LET ME SUCK HIS DICK" Dad furiously pushes mom off my dick, places my dick in his mouth, and starts sucking. Oh shit, yeah you like dat shit, s**t?" "Oh my gosh! Daddy!" He then inserts his 2 fingers into my butthole. I blush "MMMMMM OH MY GOSH" I cum in his mouth. "You did good, champ!" "Thanks, dad!" The end.
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I'm using this for my ela assignment
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Thank god this is just a story right?
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I think that Jar Jar Binks is the best character in the history of Star Wars
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this isn't even cursed, it's just an amazing opinion
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Really?
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hell yeah
he's funny as shit
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Cool
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Why thank you :)
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anytime broski o( ̄▽ ̄)👍
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Meesa Yeah :)
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here's a funny jar jar binks meme in this trying time
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Yes
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That’s very funny :)
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I think that Green M&M Rule 34 is one of the greatest, sexiest, and hottest types of porn of all time
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I will eat a child raw for 5 cents
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I would do it for free. I love eating children
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