Missing wife

MAN: I WOULD LIKE TO FILE A MISSING PERSONS REPORT FOR MY WIFE; POLICE OFFICER: CAN YOU DESCRIBE HER? MAN: SHE'S CRABBY, SHE COMPLAINS A LOT AND SHE'S ALWAYS LOSING HER KEYS; POLICE OFFICER: SIR, YOU NEED TO BE MORE SPECIFIC, YOU JUST DESCRIBED EVERYBODY'S WIFE