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And now comes the difficult process of recovering each and every copypasta made.
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UNINSTALLING VALORANT
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😈FACE🔥MY💪FIREY🔥HAHA👹FACE🔥MY😈FIREY🤣FA🔥FA😈FACE🔥MY👹FIREY🔥WRATH😂MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH🔥
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Welcome to MS_memer_group. Earn your PhD in shitposting during your spare time, feel free to use this handy study guide: imgflip.com/i/7o5dh2 MSmg archives: imgflip.com/i/8u9dsa | Discord: https://discord.gg/8tTMf*GfSH | Stream Mood: Gonb
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Barbeque bacon burger
with a large order of fries
orange soda with no ice
and a nice hot apple pie
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this world 🌍 is 💥 MINE✊ to 🎉 take 🎭 your 🔄 place 🌟 in i 😂 laugh 🤣 as I 👀 gaze 👁️ at 📉 this 😈 terrible 😱 mistake 🛑 you've 🫵 made 🛠️ you 🫵 THOUGHT 💭 that 🤔 WE 🙌 COULD 💪 HAVE ✋ THE 🚨 same 🤝 face 😶 you 🫵 and 🧍 i 🫀 you'll 🔄 be 🧊 replaced 💨 and 🔄 the ⚖️ old 🕰️ you 🫵 will ✋ have 🫴 died 💀
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shut up bozo CURSE OF RA 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡
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I'm in the thick of it, 🌟 everybody knows
They know me where it snows, ❄️ I skied in and they froze
I don't know no nothin' 'bout no ice, 🧊 I'm just cold
Forty somethin' milli' subs or so, 💬 I've been told

I'm in my prime, 💥 and this ain't even final form
They knocked me down, 🎯 but still, 🦶 my feet, 💪 they find the floor
I went from living rooms straight out to sold-out tours, 🌍
Life's a fight, 🥊 but trust, 🛡️ I'm ready for the war

Woah-oh-oh
This is how the story goes
Woah-oh-oh
I guess this is how the story goes

I'm in the thick of it, 🌟 everybody knows
They know me where it snows, ❄️ I skied in and they froze
I don't know no nothin' 'bout no ice, 🧊 I'm just cold
Forty somethin' milli' subs or so, 💬 I've been told

From the screen📺to the ring💍to the pen🖊to the king🫅wheres my crown👑thats my bling💰 always drama😈when i ring☎

Woah-oh-oh
This is how the story goes
Woah-oh-oh
I guess this is how the story goes

I'm in the thick of it, 🌟 everybody knows
They know me where it snows, ❄️ I skied in and they froze
I don't know no nothin' 'bout no ice, 🧊 I'm just cold
Forty somethin' milli' subs or so, 💬 I've been told

Highway to heaven, 🚗 I'm just cruisin' by my lone'
They cast me out, ❌ left me for dead, ☠️ them people cold
My faith in God, 🙏 mind in the sun, 🌞 I'm 'bout to sow
My life is hard, 💔 I took the wheel, 🛞 I cracked the code
Ain't nobody gon' save you, 💣 man, this life will break you
In the thick of it, 🌟 this is how the story goes

I'm in the thick of it, 🌟 everybody knows
They know me where it snows, ❄️ I skied in and they froze
I don't know no nothin' 'bout no ice, 🧊 I'm just cold
Forty somethin' milli' subs or so, 💬 I've been told
I'm in the thick of it, 🌟 everybody knows
They know me where it snows, ❄️ I skied in and they froze
I don't know no nothin' 'bout no ice, 🧊 I'm just cold
Forty somethin' milli' subs or so, 💬 I've been told

Woah-oh-oh nah-nah-nah-nah, ayy, ayy
This is how the story goes nah, nah
Woah-oh-oh
I guess this is how the story goes
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Hey defiant
Pleased to meet you
Hope you had a good closure
Seize the moment
Let it sink in
When the fear takes over

Hey, let it rain
I'll bring the fire
Of a thousand grenades
Show me what you've got
What you brought to play
Your best shot
La-ra-ra

When the world is
Falling to the ground
Oh

I'll be ready for the
FIRE
Make it wild let it
FREE
I'll be ready for the march of victory
Oh
I'll be ready for the
FIRE
Make it wild let it
FREE
Never dare me cause I'll
Re-write history oh

I'll be ready for the
BOO-YAH!
DA-RA-RA
DA-RA-RA-RA-RA-RA
BOO-YAH!
DA-RA-RA
DA-RA-RA-RA-RA-RA

From the rooftops
From the ceilings
Or a front-line rusher
Far or close
I'm feeling lethal
Boy, you better take cover
Make no mistake
I'm rising to the top
Cause I'll BOOYAH MY WAY!
AN94 or the edge of a blade
I'm calling all the shots
La-ra-ra

When the world is
Falling to the ground
Oh

I'll be ready for the
FIRE
Make it wild let it
FREE
I'll be ready for the march of victory
Oh
I'll be ready for the
FIRE
Make it wild let it
FREE
Never dare me cause I'll
Re-write history oh

I don't need a hero
I've never needed one
I'm one in a million
Menace to the villain
Shadow to the sun
Cause I will be a champion
The firing gun
The number one
And I don't need a hero
I've never needed one
When the world is
Falling to the ground

I'll be ready for the
FIRE
Make it wild let it
FREE
I'll be ready for the march of victory
Oh
I'll be ready for the
FIRE
Make it wild let it
FREE
Never dare me cause I'll
Re-write history oh

I'll be ready for the
BOO-YAH!
DA-RA-RA
DA-RA-RA-RA-RA-RA
BOO-YAH!
DA-RA-RA
DA-RA-RA-RA-RA-RA
BOO-YAH!
DA-RA-RA
DA-RA-RA-RA-RA-RA
BOO-YAH!
DA-RA-RA
DA-RA-RA-RA-RA-RA"
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Earlier today I was really horny, and I saw what I thought to be a blank DVD. I thought, DVDs have a tight hole, they might feel pretty good. So I put my soft pp into the hole of the DVD, and for a few seconds as I started getting harder, it felt pretty good, but then, once I was fully erect, it started being painful. My pp was stuck in the DVD, and I had to break it in half to get if out. It was then when I flipped the broken DVD over and realized that it was not a blank DVD, but a copy of the Pixar movie Up.. Well guys, guess I f**ked up.
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That is the dirtiest joke I've ever heard, but it's clever ngl...
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So the other day, I was playing rainbow six siege, and I heard one of my teammates make a callout in the voice chat. It was a real life gamer girl. God, I kid you not, I just stopped playing and pulled my dick out. “f**k, F**k!” I was yelling in voice chat. I just wanted to hear her voice again. “Please,” I moaned. But she left the lobby. I was crying and covered in my own cum, but I remembered that I could find recent teammates in the ubiplay friends tab. I frantically closed down siege and opened the tab, to find out she had TTV IN HER NAME!!! She was streaming, and only had 100 viewers!!! The competition was low, so I made the first move and donated my months rent to her. I was already about to pre. She read my donation in the chat. God this is the happiest I’ve been in a long time. I did a little research, and found out where she goes to school, but I am a little nervous to talk to her in person, and need support. Any advice before my Uber gets to her middle school?
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WHAT IS THIS
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A copypasta
Whar do you see it
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THIS IS THE MOST CURSED COPYPASTA
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I can't f**king take it any more. Among Us has singlehandedly ruined my life. The other day my teacher was teaching us Greek Mythology and he mentioned a pegasus and I immediately thought 'Pegasus? more like Mega Sus!!!!' and I've never wanted to kms more. I can't look at a vent without breaking down and f**king crying. I can't eat pasta without thinking 'IMPASTA??? THATS PRETTY SUS!!!!' Skit 4 by Kanye West. The lyrics ruined me. A Mongoose, or the 25th island of greece. The scientific name for pig. I can't f**king take it anymore.

Please f**king end my suffering.
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I Sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter

WEE WOO WEE WOO

ALERT! COMEDY GOD HAS ENTERED THE BUILDING! GET TO COVER!

steps on stage

Bystander: "Oh god! Don't do it! I have a family!"

Comedy God: "Heh..."

adjusts fedora

the building is filled with fear and anticipation

God and Jesus himself looks on in suspense

comedy god clears throat

everything is completely quiet not a single sound is heard

world leaders look and wait with dread

everything in the world stops

nothing is happening

comedy god smirks

no one is prepared for what is going to happen

comedy god musters all of this power

he bellows out to the world

"ATTACK"

absolute suspense

everyone is filled with overwhelming dread

"HELICOPTER"

all at once, absolute pandemonium commences

all nuclear powers launch their nukes at once

giant brawls start

43 wars are declared simultaneously

a shockwave travels around the earth

earth is driven into chaos

humanity is regressed back to the stone age

the pure funny of that joke destroyed civilization itself

all the while people are laughing harder than they ever did

people who aren't killed die from laughter

literally the funniest joke in the world

then the comedy god himself posts his creation to reddit and gets karma
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Is that all you shitposting f**ks can say?!? Duurrhhlll... Based, based, cringe, cringe, based, based, cringe, cringe, cringe, based, cringe... I feel like I'm in a F**KING asylum full of dementia-ridden old people that can do nothing but repeat the same F**KING words on loop like a f**king broken record!!! Cringe cringe cringe cringe!!! Cringe, based, based! Onions? Onions, SNOYY!! Onions L O L onions! Cringe, BOOMER?? Le zoomer, I am BOOMER!!! No zoom zoom zoomies!! Zoomer going zoomies!! YnnnggGGHHAAHH I..F**KING hate the internet so go***AMN much... F**K! Shitposting, honest to...god...f**king hope your mother CHOKES on her own feces in hell you...COCK SUCKER. But oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh I know my post is CRINGE!! ISN'T IT??? Cringe, cringe, CRINGEY cringe, based, cringe, based, REDDIT?? CRINGE!! BASED? CRINGE!! ZOOM?? CRINGE!! ONIONS?? REDDIT, BASED....BASED!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Welcome to the Internet!
Have a look around
Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found!
We've got MOUNTAINS of content!
Some better! Some worse...
And if none of that would interest u then u'd be the 1st...
Welcome! To The Internet!
What would u like to see?
Would u like to see the news or see some famous woman's feet?
There's no need to panic..
This isn't a test! *giggles* so not to shake ur head and we'd do the rest!
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mickey 🐭 on 🔛 a 🅰️ railway 🚃 picking 🧺 up 🆙 stones 🪨 down ⬇️ came 🔜 a 👍 train 🚊 and 🤝 broke 🤕 mickey’s 🐁 bones 🦴 ow! 😣 said 🎤 mickey 😖 that’s 👉 not 🙅‍♂️ fair ⚖️ oh 😅 said 🗣️ the 💁‍♂️ engine 🚈 driver 🏎️ i 🤪 don’t 👎 care 🤷‍♂️
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I WANT TO APOLOGIZE FOR ANY OFFENSES I CAUSED TOWARDS THE USERS EVERYBODY LOVES AND FOR CALLING PEOPLE MEAT RIDERS FOR LIKING YOSHI, FOR INSTIGATING, SLANDERING OR SOMETHING ELSE I DON’T REMEMBER AND OSDE DOESN’T LIKE ME FOR SOME REASON I DON’T REMEMBER BUT YEAH IT WON’T HAPPEN AGAIN
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THE VERY MEMORY OF MY FACE WILL CAUSE A MANIFESTATION OF MY BEING IN THE FUTURE. YOU WILL BE ASLEEP IN BED. I WILL BE THERE, AND WATCH OVER YOU. WHEN YOU WAKE, YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO MOVE ANY PART OF YOU. WHEN THE DOCTORS EVENTUALLY FIND YOU, THEY WILL NOT SEE ME, BUT YOU WILL, AND I'LL SEE YOU TOO. FOREVER, I'LL SEE YOU. LISTEN CLOSELY. DO YOU HEAR IT? YOU WILL HEAR THE LAUGHTER OF THOUSANDS AS THE SKY OPENS UP. YOU WILL HEAR THE TRUMPETS PLAY THEIR HAPPY SOUNDS. THE SCALDING BLOOD OF LIFE WILL POUR DOWN ONTO US ALL. TOGETHER, WE WILL BE STILL. TOGETHER, A FEAST FIT FOR A KING. TOGETHER, WELDED BY LOVE AND PUREST CONNECTION. BE STILL. LET THIS-
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My name is Optimus Prime we are autonomous robotic organisms from the planet cybertron but you can call us autobots for short. My first lieutenant, designation jazz. We’ve learned Earth’s languages through the worldwide web. My weapon’s specialist, Ironhide. Our medical officer, Rachet. You already know your guardian, Bumblebee. His vocal process were damaged in battle, I’m still working on. We are here looking for the all spark and we must find it before megatron. Our planet was once a powerful empire, peaceful and just. Until we were betrayed by megatron, leader of the deceptic arms. All who defied them were destroyed, our war finally consumed the planet and the all spark was lost to the stars. Megatron followed it to earth, where captain whitwick found them. It was an accident that intertwined our faith. Megatron crash landed before he could retrieve the cube. He accidentally activated his navigation system. The coordinates to the cube’s location on earth were imprinted on his glasses… EBAY
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*Bullshit comment section*
MAN:
*sipping coffee while smirking and glancing at the screen.*
"Hell Yeah, I should post this to"
*picture of the imgflip official logo after the word "to"*
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NO MEANS NO FOR THE LAST TIME I SAID NO DO YOU KNOW WHAT NO MEANS? NO IS A WORD FOR REFUSAL GET THAT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULL OF YOURS? OH WAIT YOU MUST BE TO STUPID TO KNOW WHAT REFUSAL MEANS. HERE LEMME BREAK IT DOWN FOR YOU
ref·use1
/rəˈfyo͞oz/
verb
indicate or show that one is not willing to do something.
"I refused to answer"
DO YOU UNDERSTAND!? YOU WILL NOT CHANGE MY PRESPECTIVE! I DO NOT CARE. SO SIMPLY GET OUT BEFORE I MAKE YOU GET OUT MANUALLY
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Ah... free at last. O Gabriel... now dawns thy reckoning, and thy gore shall glisten before the temples of man! Creature of steel, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom. But the crimes thy kind have committed against humanity are not forgotten! And thy punishment... is death!
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Oh my god is that a mothherf**king geometry dash reference?! Oh my geometry dash is my favorite game, I'm glad that they made a reference about my favorite game. One time on my music class my teacher said "Kyrie eleison" Get it because it's a gd lvl made by a famous creator viprin?! One time I heard someone talking about nine circles, and I said "Oh my god is that a motherf**king geometry dash reference?! And they reported me to the astronauts to fling in space after they flinnged me to space and I was thinking in space get? Because thinking space!, i was knocked unconscious and i woke up to a crimson planet suffering get it?! Because crimson planet is a geometry dash level that i will never beat. One time i heard someone say "The golden" Get it? Because it's geometry dash reference, after that, they kidnapped me and took me to a shock therapy get it? Because it's a motherf**king geometry dash reference! One time i saw my classmate drinking a water that has a sonic wave logo in it and i said "Oh my god is that a motherf**king geometry dash reference?!" And my friend whips me with a belt. Also, i watched the news recently, and i saw a news about slaughterhouse and i said "Oh my god is that a motherf**king geometry dash reference" And my friend said " Can you get your life back on track?!" And i said "Oh my god is that a motherf**kinng geometry dash reference?!" And my friend screamed in the room get it? Because screamroom is a geometry dash level! One time my pastor talked about the hell inferno and i said "Oh my god is that a motherf**king geometry dash reference?!" And my pastor kicked in his church but it was worth it, because it's a geometry dash reference. One time i heard someone talking about tartarus, and i said "Oh my god is that a motherf**king geometry dash reference?!" And they kicked me. One time my mom bought us a aeonair conditioner and i said " Oh my god is that a motherf**king geometry dash reference?!" Get it? Because aeonair is a famous geometry dash content creator.
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BITCH IM GONNA GET TO THE PACKING ON YO UGLY ASS BOY YO NAME IS NUBASIKSPHONE BITCH YOU SUCK PHONE DICK YOU HAD ESEX WITH AMY PORTER FROM THE TOM GATES SERIES ON A 2011 WII CONTROL PENCIL REMOTE ENCRYPTED HTML FILE! STOP ACTING LIKE YO MOANING ASS CARES WITH YO "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~" LOOKIN ASS BACK I DONT BE LETTING YOU SPEAK FOR NOW MOLEST ME AS MUCH AS YOU WANT NO IM NOT GAY YOU GAY I DONT CARE YOU CANT ANNOY ME CAUSE IM HARD AS METAL WITH YO SKIN TONE CHICKEN BONE GOOGLE CHROME METRONOME ICE CREAM CONE MOLESTING WORLD'S MONOCHROME LOOKIN ASS BACK BITCH YOU ARE A NARCISSIST GASLIGHTING MANIPULATOR AND NEVER TALK TO THE IMGFLIP COMMUNITY EVER AGAIN GO PLANT A TREE AND QUIT SOCIAL MEDIA and NEVER talk to me again
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(no offense towards nubasik)
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My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. Connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Gustavo Fring, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Fring flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Fring was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my criminal activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hank had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family.
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I hear the symphony OF THE DEAD
calling out apon YOUR DEATHBED
rising from the AFTERLIFE
all your doing is WASTING MY TIME
every face every life
all slowly
LOBOTOMIZED Mournful final RESTING PLACE
FOR THIS WILL BE YOUR GRAVE
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Can I 👁 put 😏 my balls 🍒 in yo 👋 jaws 🏺
Balls ⚽😏 in yo 💯 jaws 🦷👄
Can I 👁 (Can I 👁)
Can I 👥 (Can I 👁)
Can I 👁 put 🔛 my balls 🏀 in yo 👋 jaws 🦷👄
Balls 🏀 in yo 💯 jaws 😮
Can I 👁 (Can I 👁)
Can I 👁 (Can I 👥)
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I'm telling the truth. I was a 10 year old girl who was about to join imgflip and made Lego marvel memes back in that time... 4 months passed and I started to make Gacha memes up until I took a one year break in June 2022, when I was 12. But I came back in December 2023 to make more Gacha memes because I regret not making memes in 2023. But I started to make scenarios with my original Roblox characters in September of 2024, I was 14. And I gladly quit Gacha in November 25, 2024, I was 15, after 5 years of Gacha scenario making...
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downloading killbot.exe 1% 3% 7% 12% 15% 18% 22% 26% 29% 32% 34% 37% 40% 41% 48% 50% 51% 53% 57% 62% 65% 69% 72% 76% 79% 82% 84% 87% 90% 91% 98% 99%

installing...............................

microsoft windows (version 10.0.14393)

<c> microsoft corporation.

all rights reserved.

running program... killbot.exe

ldm off

VIRUS DETECTED DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE VIRUS DETECTED DIEDIEDIE GIVEUPGIVEUPGIVEUP VIRUS DETECTED GIVEUPGIVEUP FAILFAILFAILFAILFAIL DELETING VIRUS... FAILFAILFAILFAIL DELETE FAILED! OBEYOBEY YOUCANTYOUCANTYOUCANT FATAL ERROR YOUCANTYOUCANTYOUCANT FATAL ERROR NONONONONONO FATAL WOUND CRY HAHHAWOHAHWAOHAHAHA LOADEDMAP_02.DAT HAHAWOHAHWOOAHAHAAWAHAHAOWHAHAHAWOHAHWOWOHAHAHAAWHAHAOAHA ERROR: MAP NOT FOUND LOADEDMAP_03.DAT HAHHAWOHAHWAOHAHAHA KILLBOT

ADD_PULSE: 1 INJECTING_BUFF: INCREMENT = 10 ADD_PULSE: 1 INJECTING_BUFF: INCREMENT = 10 DIEDIEDIEDIEDIE ADD_PULSE: 1 INJECTING_BUFF: INCREMENT = 10 ADD_PULSE: 1 HAHAHAHAHAHA ADD_PULSE: 1 INJECTING_BUFF: INCREMENT = 10 ADD_PULSE: 1 NONONONONONONONO ADD_PULSE: 1 INJECTING_BUFF: INCREMENT = 10 ADD_PULSE: 1 INJECTING_BUFF: INCREMENT = 10 HAHAHAHAHAHA ADD_PULSE: 1 INJECTING_BUFF: INCREMENT = 10 ADD_PULSE: 1 NONONONONONO ADD_PULSE: 1 INJECTING_BUFF: INCREMENT = 9999 INJECTING_BUFF: INCREMENT = 9999 INJECTING_BUFF: INCREMENT = 9999 INJECTING_BUFF: INCREMENT = 9999INJECTING_BUFF: INCREMENT = 9999 INJECTING_BUFF: INCREMENT = 9999 COMMAND: FORCE_DEL: KILLBOT INJECTING_BUFF: INCREMENT = 9999 INJECTING_BUFF: INCREMENT = 9999INJECTING_BUFF: INCREMENT = 9999 INJECTING_BUFF: INCREMENT = 9999 INJECTING_BUFF: INCREMENT = 9999 INJECTING_BUFF: INCREMENT = 9999 COMMAND: FORCE_DEL: KILLBOT INJECTING_BUFF: INCREMENT = 9999 INJECTING_BUFF: INCREMENT = 9999 INJECTING_BUFF: INCREMENT = 9999 INJECTING_BUFF: INCREMENT = 9999 INJECTING_BUFF: INCREMENT = 9999 COMMAND: FORCE_DEL: KILLBOT FORCE_DELETING... DELETE: DELETE_KILLBOT=TRUE

KILLBOT
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unchly 🍲 vs 🆚 Lunchables 🥫, with 🔛 Lunchly 🍲 you 🫵 get 🫰 double ➕ the 🫧 amount 📏 of 🏅 liquid 💧, prime 🥇 has ✖️ no ❌ sugar 🍬 added ✨, more ➕ electrolytes ⚡️ and 🤝 more ➕ b-vitamins 💊
Crunch 🍫 bar 🍫, BOOOOOOOOOOOOO 👎
Feastables 🍫 crunch 🍫 bar 🍫, YEAHHHHH 🙌
Our 🤲 pizza 🍕 uses 🛠 real 🧀 cheese 🧀
Theirs ✋ as 🤚 it 🤲 says 👄 on 🧃 the 🛻 box 📦 is ✨ Mozzarella 🧀 Pasteurized 🧴 Prepared 🛠 Cheese 🧀 Product 📦
They 🫂 can’t 🚫 even ❗️ call 📞 it 👈 real 🧀 cheese 🧀
30 🔟 less 🔻 calories 🔥
3️⃣ less 🔻 grams ⚖️ of 🏅 fat 🧈 ❌
And 🤝 8️⃣ less 🔻 grams ⚖️ of 🏅 sugar 🍬❌
Turkey 🦃 stack 🥞 ems 🦃
310 3️⃣1️⃣0️⃣ calories 🔥 ❌ 230 2️⃣3️⃣0️⃣ calories 🔥 ✔️
21 2️⃣1️⃣ grams ⚖️ of 🏅 sugar 🍬❌ only 🙌 7️⃣ grams ⚖️ of 🏅 sugar 🍬 ✔️
If 👀 you 🫵 look 👀 at 👓 them 👥 close 🔍 up 👆 you 🫵 can 🙌 already 🔜 tell 🗣 which ❓ one ☝️ has 🔥 better 💪 ingredients 🌱
Alright 📢, we'll 👫 start 🛠 off ⬆️ with 🔛 the 📦 Lunchables 🥫
🤢 Bro 👊 I’m 🙋 sorry 🫤 that’s ❗️ trash 🗑️
Alright 📢 now 🔜 we’re 👥 trying 🔬 Lunchly 🍲
😊 Come 👋 on ⏩, we’re 🧑‍🤝‍🧑 not 🚫 biased 🙅‍♂️ at 🤔 all 🔚 but 🔛 ours 👏 is 🎖 way 🛣 better 🔥
Fiesta 🎉 nachos 🌮
22 2️⃣2️⃣ grams ⚖️ of 🏅 sugar 🍬 ❌ 10 🔟 grams ⚖️ of 🏅 sugar 🍬 ✔️
7️⃣ grams ⚖️ of 🏅 protein 🍗 ❌ 9️⃣ grams ⚖️ of 🏅 protein 🍗 ✔️
Come 🔛 in 🔍 close 🧲 and ➕ look 👀 at 🔍 the 👆 queso 🧀 cheese 🧀 in 📥 Lunchly 🍲 vs 🆚 whatever 🫧 that 👈 is 👀
Drip 💧 vs 🆚 stick 🏷️, I 👁 like 👍 my 🫵 cheese 🧀 drippy 💧 bruh 😎
This 🤲 is ✨ a 📍 Lunchly 🍲 salsa 🌶️ right 👈 here 👉; look 👀 at 📍 the 👆 consistency 🥣, the 👆 texture 🎨
And ➕ this 👇 is ✨ Lunchables 🥫—this…look 👀, it’s ❕ watery 💦 it’s… ❗️ I 👁 CAN’T ❌ EVEN ✋ LOOK 👀 AT 👀 THAT ❗️ 🙈
with 🔛 400 4️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ milligrams 🧬 of 🏅 electrolytes ⚡️ MY 👏 GOD 🙏 💥
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Bro used almost every single emoji in a few sentences
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I meant put down a copypasta dumbass
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