Story time!!!
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I was minding my own business and I was bored so I decided to go to r34 boyyyyyy was it bad (foreshadowing…) i got on and around 10 strokes in my mother walked in and I tried to hide it but it was too erected and i knocked my desk over. But my mom saw what I was watching and it was master shady… and im now disowned and living in the basement of a very nice man who helps me if i help him 😁😁😁