Story time: I was at work this lady called me over and asked me if her grilled Turkey sandwich was grilled with real butter. And I said "I dunno lemme ask the cook." So I asked him and he said butter; And I went to tell her and she said was allergic to dairy. And said if she eats more of it we would have to call 911. So it was remade. Guess who ate the same f**king sandwich. That had REAL BUTTER ON IT. The lady.
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