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Is masturbating a problem? Every time I masturbate, I leave a bit of cum on the tip of my p**is. And every time I do, it leaves a seafood like pungent stench of dread. I thought it as not a problem and continued on with my day. However, I tried asking out my crush recently and she gave me a cold dead stare, grabbed my shoulder, and said to me,
"I couldn't help but realize your dick smells like absolute fishy shit"
I grew erect and ran away, my p**is tearing through my skinny jeans. I never forgot that day. I remember it still as it was yesterday (because it was) and still ponder.
"Should I clean after myself?"
I was watching Sonic The Hedgehog jack himself off to Rouge The Bat at a gay strip club, a fanart porn by sussymogus69, when my mom walked in. She didn't even acknowledge the (VERY HOT AND SEXY) porno, grabbed a sig p365 legion pistol with modified sights and a 21 round magazine, aimed it towards her head, and told me,
"I hope I don't see or smell you when I get in hell" and shot herself about 5 times.
Looking back, I get teary knowing it was my wet hot cum's stench that took my mother's life. Now everyone is ridiculing me, calling me the local fish depot, or mama's little jerker. I want to masturbate, but I also don't want to clean myself, as it takes too much effort after I lost all my dripping cum. What do I do?
1 up, 7mo,
1 reply
Bro is spamming
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1 reply
thats enough copypasta for today
0 ups, 7mo
Good
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Tai Lung at the computer | image tagged in tai lung at the computer | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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WHAT IS THIS.
0 ups, 7mo
what the f**k
bro draws better on a pc than me with an hour on a sheet of paper
dang i have a skill issue
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1 reply
downloading killbot.exe 1% 3% 7% 12% 15% 18% 22% 26% 29% 32% 34% 37% 40% 41% 48% 50% 51% 53% 57% 62% 65% 69% 72% 76% 79% 82% 84% 87% 90% 91% 98% 99%

installing...............................

microsoft windows (version 10.0.14393)

<c> microsoft corporation.

all rights reserved.

running program... killbot.exe

ldm off

VIRUS DETECTED DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE VIRUS DETECTED DIEDIEDIE GIVEUPGIVEUPGIVEUP VIRUS DETECTED GIVEUPGIVEUP FAILFAILFAILFAILFAIL DELETING VIRUS... FAILFAILFAILFAIL DELETE FAILED! OBEYOBEY YOUCANTYOUCANTYOUCANT FATAL ERROR YOUCANTYOUCANTYOUCANT FATAL ERROR NONONONONONO FATAL WOUND CRY HAHHAWOHAHWAOHAHAHA LOADEDMAP_02.DAT HAHAWOHAHWOOAHAHAAWAHAHAOWHAHAHAWOHAHWOWOHAHAHAAWHAHAOAHA ERROR: MAP NOT FOUND LOADEDMAP_03.DAT HAHHAWOHAHWAOHAHAHA KILLBOT

ADD_PULSE: 1 INJECTING_BUFF: INCREMENT = 10 ADD_PULSE: 1 INJECTING_BUFF: INCREMENT = 10 DIEDIEDIEDIEDIE ADD_PULSE: 1 INJECTING_BUFF: INCREMENT = 10 ADD_PULSE: 1 HAHAHAHAHAHA ADD_PULSE: 1 INJECTING_BUFF: INCREMENT = 10 ADD_PULSE: 1 NONONONONONONONO ADD_PULSE: 1 INJECTING_BUFF: INCREMENT = 10 ADD_PULSE: 1 INJECTING_BUFF: INCREMENT = 10 HAHAHAHAHAHA ADD_PULSE: 1 INJECTING_BUFF: INCREMENT = 10 ADD_PULSE: 1 NONONONONONO ADD_PULSE: 1 INJECTING_BUFF: INCREMENT = 9999 INJECTING_BUFF: INCREMENT = 9999 INJECTING_BUFF: INCREMENT = 9999 INJECTING_BUFF: INCREMENT = 9999INJECTING_BUFF: INCREMENT = 9999 INJECTING_BUFF: INCREMENT = 9999 COMMAND: FORCE_DEL: KILLBOT INJECTING_BUFF: INCREMENT = 9999 INJECTING_BUFF: INCREMENT = 9999INJECTING_BUFF: INCREMENT = 9999 INJECTING_BUFF: INCREMENT = 9999 INJECTING_BUFF: INCREMENT = 9999 INJECTING_BUFF: INCREMENT = 9999 COMMAND: FORCE_DEL: KILLBOT INJECTING_BUFF: INCREMENT = 9999 INJECTING_BUFF: INCREMENT = 9999 INJECTING_BUFF: INCREMENT = 9999 INJECTING_BUFF: INCREMENT = 9999 INJECTING_BUFF: INCREMENT = 9999 COMMAND: FORCE_DEL: KILLBOT FORCE_DELETING... DELETE: DELETE_KILLBOT=TRUE

KILLBOT
0 ups, 7mo
I've had enough of your bullshit

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