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killed 4 people now im living in a top tier condo

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I was about 9 or 10, and I was sitting on my couch with my brand new blue iPod 5th generation watching youtube videos. I was also an avid fan of Arthur at the time (a great kid's TV show by the way), and I remember thinking to myself on the couch wondering if there was Arthur sex online, so I typed that shit in. I was instantly horny, and I didn't even look at the pictures yet. I clicked the dirtiest title for my needs, and there it was... DW was scissoring Muffy like she was a f**king art project, and Arthur was fingering that bitch Francine like a booger was stuck in his nose. I wished I was Buster because I would've busted a nut and glazed Fern like an Ikea cinnamon roll. After a long session of gazing at Buster's mom Bitzi Baxter being flung into the air and landing perfectly on Bionic Bunny's cock 17 times, I finally had enough. I needed a new fix, and that fix was to look for sex fiction. I finally came across (no pun intended) an interesting title, "Arthur has been caught," so, I started to read, but as I scrolled through page by page, it slowly took a dark turn. The next thing I know, Arthur is f**king his dad ferociously in the upstairs room. I couldn't believe it! That's when Arthur's mom bursts in the room and exclaims, "What's all this noi-" Arthur's mom stood there frozen, horrified at the sight of what she has witnessed. "Arthur! David! how could you do this?!" Arthur and his dad just sat there in so much shock that Arthur couldn't control his ejaculation. The force of his cum sent him propelling into the air at approximately 167.2 miles per hour, totally obliterating his dad's rectal cavity, cum blasting through his whole body, and finally exploding at the top of his head, sending cum, fecal, and brain matter all over the walls. Before I could read the last bit of the story, my mom comes into the room. I wasn't supposed to be on my iPod, so with an embarrassing look on my face, I tried hiding it, but she already caught me. My mom said, "You're not supposed to be on your iPod! Also, what are you watching there?" I still had the story on screen, so instinctually, I switched over to a random porn tab I had opened from a week ago, and showed it to her. My mom then said, "Oh well, at least you weren't reading a gay sex Arthur fiction." That's the end of my tale.
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Just looked it up. Damn those are way nicer than the jail I went to
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wait what
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How was I supposed to know some lady minding her own business didn't want forced knee surgery in the alleyway
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oh
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I mean she was asking for it walking around with that limp. I saw her the other day she's walking real good now. God forbid I help people I guess
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