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Lunchly 🍲 vs 🆚 Lunchables 🥫, with 🔛 Lunchly 🍲 you 🫵 get 🫰 double ➕ the 🫧 amount 📏 of 🏅 liquid 💧, prime 🥇 has ✖️ no ❌ sugar 🍬 added ✨, more ➕ electrolytes ⚡️ and 🤝 more ➕ b-vitamins 💊
Crunch 🍫 bar 🍫, BOOOOOOOOOOOOO 👎
Feastables 🍫 crunch 🍫 bar 🍫, YEAHHHHH 🙌
Our 🤲 pizza 🍕 uses 🛠 real 🧀 cheese 🧀
Theirs ✋ as 🤚 it 🤲 says 👄 on 🧃 the 🛻 box 📦 is ✨ Mozzarella 🧀 Pasteurized 🧴 Prepared 🛠 Cheese 🧀 Product 📦
They 🫂 can’t 🚫 even ❗️ call 📞 it 👈 real 🧀 cheese 🧀
30 🔟 less 🔻 calories 🔥
3️⃣ less 🔻 grams ⚖️ of 🏅 fat 🧈 ❌
And 🤝 8️⃣ less 🔻 grams ⚖️ of 🏅 sugar 🍬❌
Turkey 🦃 stack 🥞 ems 🦃
310 3️⃣1️⃣0️⃣ calories 🔥 ❌ 230 2️⃣3️⃣0️⃣ calories 🔥 ✔️
21 2️⃣1️⃣ grams ⚖️ of 🏅 sugar 🍬❌ only 🙌 7️⃣ grams ⚖️ of 🏅 sugar 🍬 ✔️
If 👀 you 🫵 look 👀 at 👓 them 👥 close 🔍 up 👆 you 🫵 can 🙌 already 🔜 tell 🗣 which ❓ one ☝️ has 🔥 better 💪 ingredients 🌱
Alright 📢, we'll 👫 start 🛠 off ⬆️ with 🔛 the 📦 Lunchables 🥫
🤢 Bro 👊 I’m 🙋 sorry 🫤 that’s ❗️ trash 🗑️
Alright 📢 now 🔜 we’re 👥 trying 🔬 Lunchly 🍲
😊 Come 👋 on ⏩, we’re 🧑‍🤝‍🧑 not 🚫 biased 🙅‍♂️ at 🤔 all 🔚 but 🔛 ours 👏 is 🎖 way 🛣 better 🔥
Fiesta 🎉 nachos 🌮
22 2️⃣2️⃣ grams ⚖️ of 🏅 sugar 🍬 ❌ 10 🔟 grams ⚖️ of 🏅 sugar 🍬 ✔️
7️⃣ grams ⚖️ of 🏅 protein 🍗 ❌ 9️⃣ grams ⚖️ of 🏅 protein 🍗 ✔️
Come 🔛 in 🔍 close 🧲 and ➕ look 👀 at 🔍 the 👆 queso 🧀 cheese 🧀 in 📥 Lunchly 🍲 vs 🆚 whatever 🫧 that 👈 is 👀
Drip 💧 vs 🆚 stick 🏷️, I 👁 like 👍 my 🫵 cheese 🧀 drippy 💧 bruh 😎
This 🤲 is ✨ a 📍 Lunchly 🍲 salsa 🌶️ right 👈 here 👉; look 👀 at 📍 the 👆 consistency 🥣, the 👆 texture 🎨
And ➕ this 👇 is ✨ Lunchables 🥫—this…look 👀, it’s ❕ watery 💦 it’s… ❗️ I 👁 CAN’T ❌ EVEN ✋ LOOK 👀 AT 👀 THAT ❗️ 🙈
with 🔛 400 4️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ milligrams 🧬 of 🏅 electrolytes ⚡️ MY 👏 GOD 🙏 💥