Mister Nobody VS Doctor W.D. Gaster
(Doom Patrol VS Undertale)
*The scene opens with Mister Nobody in his blank dimension, the White Space, narrating and breaking the 4th wall.*
Mr. Nobody: Ah, another Death Battle episode! Hello, viewers, listeners, and readers! I'm your charismatic host, Mister Nobody, and-
*Suddenly, the entire dimension goes black.*
Mr. Nobody: Hey! Who did that?!
*Gaster casually fades in, his voice echoing.*
Gaster: 💣︎✋︎💧︎❄︎☜︎☼︎ ☠︎⚐︎👌︎⚐︎👎︎✡︎. ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎☼︎ 👍︎☼︎✋︎💣︎☜︎💧︎ ✌︎☼︎☜︎ ✌︎❄︎☼︎⚐︎👍︎✋︎⚐︎🕆︎💧︎ ✌︎☠︎👎︎ 🕆︎☠︎💧︎🏱︎☜︎✌︎😐︎✌︎👌︎☹︎☜︎. ✋︎ ☟︎✌︎✞︎☜︎ 👍︎⚐︎💣︎☜︎ ❄︎⚐︎ ☜︎☠︎👎︎ ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎. (translate it yourself lmao)
Mr. Nobody: I don't know what you just said, but I know you're looking for a fight! Bring it!
FIGHT!
*Mr. Nobody pulls out a large book and flips through it quickly.*
Nobody: Now, just who are you...a-ha! Doctor W.D. Gas-
*Gaster fires a Gaster Blaster at Mister Nobody, who gets vaporized instantly.*
Gaster: ...
*Mister Nobody then reforms.*
Nobody: That's it! Time to narrate you out of existence! And so, Nobody wins, and Gaster was erased from existence, never to be seen or heard from again!
*Gaster just stands there, unfazed.*
Gaster: ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎ 👍︎✌︎☠︎☠︎⚐︎❄︎ 👌︎☼︎☜︎✌︎😐︎ 🕈︎☟︎✌︎❄︎ ✋︎💧︎ ✌︎☹︎☼︎☜︎✌︎👎︎✡︎ 👌︎☼︎⚐︎😐︎☜︎☠︎. ✋︎ 👎︎⚐︎ ☠︎⚐︎❄︎ ☜︎✠︎✋︎💧︎❄︎.
*Nobody is then enraged, and tries to slap and swat at Gaster like a little child swatting at a fly, but it is to no avail.*
Nobody: WHAT ARE YOU?!
Gaster: ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎☼︎ 👎︎⚐︎⚐︎💣︎.
*Gaster then raises his hand into the air, sending Nobody flying.*
Nobody: WAAAHHH!
*Gaster then slams his hand down, sending Nobody onto the ground, flattened like a cartoon.*
Nobody: I can't feel pain, numbnuts! HAHAHAHA-
*Gaster then proceeds to rapidly rise and slam his fist, throwing Nobody into the air and flinging him back on the ground.*
Nobody: AHAHAHAHA- OW! Did-did my soul just get damaged?!
*Gaster then proceeds to separate Nobody's SOUL from his body in the form of a digital white heart.*
Nobody (SOUL): HEY! THIS IS CHEATING! COME ON, I HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR!
Gaster: ...
Nobody (SOUL): I WAS ONCE LIKE YOU, YOU KNOW! ONCE A BRILLIANT SCIENTIST THAT WAS FRAGMENTED BY HIS DEVICE! LET ME HELP YOU! TOGETHER, WE COULD RULE THE-
*Gaster then crushes Nobody's SOUL.*
*Nobody then comes back to life.*
Nobody: You can't get rid of me that easily!
*Gaster shoots multiple Gaster Blasters at Nobody, all of which he dodges.*
