what the bupkizzle (pardon my language)

hotdog, hotdog, hot diggity dog! 17 comments? Thanks!

The countries trying to rizz you

Wrong emoji

*The blue bear is locked to their eyes, so in love, no words can describe them*

“Uhh, h-hi… :-)”

As his eyes drift down to my thighs, he notices a Sig Sauer on my hip.

He reaches for it, but I have already picked the locks holding me in the chair.

In a blur of motion, he dives for the gun, and I jump to the side. I take a shot.

Chaos ensues and all hell breaks loose.

i was actually wearing a red bra when this happened💀

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