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mrth

ion like meth can i do coke instead

both

Get high

on what ion have anything

Buy bread yeast to disguise the fact we're making really scuffed beer that shouldn't even be called beer

Grab some wheat
Run it through lukewarm(not too hot not too cold) water a whole bunch of times
Like make almond milk but with wheat and squeeze whe wheat until you have wheat milk whatever tf

Add sugar like a shitton

Add the yeast, keep it lukewarm for a long time and just go overkill with the yeast

Keep it sealed with a cloth

Wait for alcohol to form

Then after a bit, kill the yeast without changing the temp of the water

Chug

Listen to Football - Rum Lad or another song similar

https://on.soundcloud.com/EvX8v is the piracy link cuz it's country locked

i thought you meant drugs i have that

Really chemicalfu​ck your brain in any way

ok but alcohol makes it worse for me

Then go to the Himalayas, pick Cannabis, smoke it or bake it and eat it

where the f**k am i gonna get a ticket to the himalayas
i could get a ticket to colombia for cheaper

or i could just give you a hug

Hell yeah, pure columbuan