Sure! Here's a recipe for **"Chaos Cake,"** guaranteed to ruin your day:
### Ingredients:
- 1 cup ketchup
- 2 cups crushed potato chips (any flavor you dislike)
- 3 raw eggs (shells included)
- 1 cup lukewarm pickle juice
- 1/2 cup salt
- 1/2 cup mayonnaise
- 1 cup flour
- 2 tablespoons baking soda
- 1 tablespoon vinegar
- 1 cup unpopped popcorn kernels
- Optional topping: canned sardines and whipped cream
### Instructions:
1. Preheat your oven to 500°F (or as high as it will go).
2. In a bowl, mix the ketchup, pickle juice, and mayonnaise until it becomes an unappealing pink sludge.
3. Stir in the flour, salt, and baking soda. Add the raw eggs—shells included—and crush them into the batter with your hands.
4. Slowly fold in the popcorn kernels for that "surprise crunch."
5. Add the vinegar for no reason other than chaos—it might fizz.
6. Pour the mixture into a greased pan, preferably one you never want to use again.
7. Bake for 30 minutes, or until the smoke alarm goes off.
8. Let the cake cool (or not) and top with sardines and whipped cream.
### Serving Suggestion:
Serve warm, preferably to someone who has wronged you. Bonus points if they don't realize what's in it until the first bite.
Enjoy your *culinary disaster*!
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