Listen up, MAGA f**ktards. Let me make this crystal f**king clear: Don't you dare f**k with me or my followers for the next four years. You're in for a world of f**king pain if you do. We won't back down, we won't be silenced, and we sure as hell won't let you f**k with us.

You think you can intimidate us? Think again, you pathetic, small-minded f**ks. We're ready for you. We're ready for your bullshit, your hate, and your f**king ignorance. And we'll fight back—every f**king step of the way.

So bring it on, you f**king cowards. Bring on your best shot. We'll be here, standing strong, fighting for what's right, and giving you a mouthful of f**king reality. You can't handle the truth, and you sure as hell can't handle us.

Remember this: We're not alone. We're a f**king army of people who believe in justice, in equality, and in a better future. And we won't let you f**king destroy that. So keep your f**king hands off us, and prepare to face the consequences if you don't.

Now, go f**k yourselves and think about what you're really fighting for. Hint: It's not freedom, it's not democracy, and it's sure as hell not the American way. You're fighting for hatred, for division, and for your own f**king selfish interests. And we won't stand for it.

F**k you, MAGA. F**k your hatred, f**k your ignorance, and f**k your pathetic attempts to silence us. We're here, we're loud, and we're not going anywhere. Deal with it.

stfu

Please do not insert your p**is into a vacuum cleaner.

For starters, the vacuum cleaner might be dirty. It's likely that there might be dirt, dust, and bacteria that could cause an infection if they come into contact with sensitive tissues.

The vacuum cleaner is also dry. The p**is is meant to be moist, and a vacuum cleaner with high suction power could chafe some of the delicate skin that could cause bleeding, flaking, irritation, swelling, and abrasions.

The vacuum cleaner will not hesitate to be rough with your p**is- prolonged suction could damage the blood vessels, as well as stretch your p**is. This could lead to moving parts in the vacuum damaging it further, or even getting stuck and needing medical intervention.

Be careful where you put your p**is- it is not as pleasant as it sounds on surface level.

And yes, I am speaking from experience.