This rusty farming tool does more damage then the sword that seals the dang darkness.

It has tetanus touch

For a second i thought that was age of calamity logic, but that botw, isnt it 😭

Yes
Somehow

It'll make sense once you stop consuming uranium

You are quite insistent on making me leave my nutrient packed diet, aren't you

it has a billion calories, it'll make you fat

And a billion grams of protein

remember what happened when the Japanese at Hiroshima and Nagasaki consumed uranium

...Dang it.

how in the name of hylia-

yeah base master sword sucks, you basically have to beat trial of the sword for it to be good

Ah yes, long throw dragonbone boko bat