This rusty farming tool does more damage then the sword that seals the dang darkness.

For a second i thought that was age of calamity logic, but that botw, isnt it 😭

Yes
Somehow

It'll make sense once you stop consuming uranium

You are quite insistent on making me leave my nutrient packed diet, aren't you

it has a billion calories, it'll make you fat

And a billion grams of protein

remember what happened when the Japanese at Hiroshima and Nagasaki consumed uranium

...Dang it.

yeah base master sword sucks, you basically have to beat trial of the sword for it to be good

how in the name of hylia-

It has tetanus touch

Ah yes, long throw dragonbone boko bat

ahh he's awake, I say, what is link doing with that tr- WHAT IN THE NAME OF HYLIA!

I thought this stream was dead as the humor in brainrot but there's still a single person commenting here, who would've guessed

me

Correct