Won't stop me from playing

typhlosion.

Their “lore” story has the same validity as the vaporeon copypasta as it was

A. Cut from the final product everywhere
B. Possible someone made it up
C. This was only revealed when files were stolen from Nintendo and was likely the very first draft they had for some “lore” (taking existing folktale and inserting Pokémon as needed). It’s only weird that Nintendo just didn’t delete these as they were never going to be put in a game marketed to children.

That was a leaked story from one of the game freak employees, due to the fact it's not canon but more of just someone's fanfic. I didn't include

I hate to break it to you, it is still a kids game. That is their target audience and who it’s most directed at.

Mega Lopunny has literal panties or fishnets mind yall

oh god it does

Well yeah, it was based off of a playboy. I wish I could say I'm joking

peeps at gamefreak knew exactly what they were doing, thats one thing

Vaporeon could learn attract

Gardevoir gets charm and draining kiss

to be fair every pokemon with a gender can learn attract

Mew and cryoganal:

mew can learn every move
cryoganal i have no f**king idea game freak a lil stupid for that one

Typhlosion:

"no Patrick, a fanfic story from ten years ago isn't canon"

Hey guys did you know that in ter-

That's the fandom