How Shit Happens
in World Religions; Buddhism - “If shit happens, it isn't really shit.”
Calvinism - “Shit happens because you don’t work hard enough.”
Catholicism - “If shit happens to you, you deserved it.
Christian Science - “When shit happens, don't call a doctor--pray.”
Dianetics - “Why does shit happen?" (p. 157)
Eastern Orthodoxy - “Shit happens, usually in threes.”
Hare Krishna - “Shit Happens, Rama Rama Ding Ding.”
Islam - “If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.”
Jehovah’s Witness - Knock, knock, “Here. We insist you take our shit for you to read.”
Judaism - “Why does shit always happen to us.
Nation of Islam - “Don't take no shit!”
Nihilism - “Let's blow this shit up!”
Rastafarianism - “Let's smoke this shit!”
Taoism - “Shit happens.”
Seventh Day Adventism - “Shit happens on Saturdays.”
Televangelism - “Your tax-deductible donation could make this shit stop happening.”
Twelve Step - “Shit happens one day at a time.”
Zen - “What is the sound of shit happening.”; Inspired from various “Shit happens in World Religions” websites
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