adelaideaux temp mk iv

I wish i could do that

...how

Well, first, you go to the store to buy some peppers in a jar. You bring it home and open it. You put a fork in the top and remove several slices. Take one or two mouthfuls. Now just be patient

I would literally start crying after like half of one

Of a jar?
Mind you this is a huge jar and I haven't had the time or space to just be a glutton and eat it. I probably could, I've outlasted fully grown adults and even eaten ghost peppers with mild reactions. A red face but the ability to cognitively think, speak and move without indication, namely.

Half of one slice

Oh damn

Uhhh how? My spice tolerance is negative 5000.

mine is about 35/100

Masochistic. Like even more than me.

Yes, well, hear me out. Eating a lot of peppers is a solution to many problems.
1. Self harm (you'll experience quick, sharp pain)
2. Drowsiness (is it possible to sleep when you've had maybe 100000 Scoville units?)
3. Hunger (self explanatory)
4. A craving for peppers (also self explanatory)
5. Sadness (pepper make happ)

I love spicy so much ong

You evil spicy good

nope. Literal ass pain receptor activators

Worth it

WORTH IT FOR WHAT THATS LITERALLY SPICYNESS, ITS CAPSICUM ACTIVATED YOUR OWCH TOO HOT NERVES

BUT SPICY TASTE SO GOOD

NO YOU F**KING MASO

IT DOES ON CHICKENS

You seem like you want a leash, you maso.

I have several mental illnesses but liking spicy food isn't one of them 😡

I'm gonna pour boiling water through your throat and we'll see if that tastes good

That's not nice :(
If you destroy my voice then I won't have a chance at getting any boys :((((((
At least let me keep the 0.1% of not dying alone

0.1%. that's better than the 0 you always mention. And it's bc that's the same sensation as spicy. Spici is like shooting a tazer through a touch sensor.

Spicy is good :(

Woke up, at school =(

NOOOO

Spicy food so good 😊

BUT SPICY IS SHIT YOU MASO 😭😭😭

SPICY IS GOATED

No, also it's 23:10, gonna eep

Aw ok :(

IT IS YOU F**KING MASO

NO ITS NOT

NO
ALSO ADE DOES'T LIKE PEOPLE STEALING THEIR SLANG

OH WELL

Ws fr
I think one of my friends might have a crush on me, not really sure tho

(Me)

I was talking about one of my friends at school 😅

Ik

:P

Cool. Woman or guy? If it's a guy I'm so go***mn happy 4 ya. Get some dick Yibby ^^

That sounds... weird

Why? The get some dick part? It was like rizz them up. Like wishing him luck.

"Go lay some cock, my friend. Game is game."

Yeah

Most likely doesn't like me, just maybe

If he's lonely enough he'll agree to anything (that's how I got my bf)

I'm not gonna say anything to him about it

Be hopeful.

Yeah nah :P

But can you answer? Are they a boy or a girl?

Boy duh :p

Also, I'm scared of approaching random girls I think look cool on the street and compliment their stuff bc I look like a man and like hell naw.

I'm always afraid of looking at girls because of the stereotype that a lot of ugly dudes are creeps :/

Yeah, same. Like I look like a huge bear and the kind of childish face makes me look kind of uncanny LMAO

:P

Yeah, ik you didn't mean it 4 people like me. Idk, I genuinely feel like I'd get in a relationship with someone I dont like, just don't dislike just bc I need validation

Hrm yes sounds very cupio to me

You're right, but ik people can get desperate. And like... I'm cupio. I exclusively get in relationships with people I ain't attracted to.

Yeah, I don't see any point in getting in relationships for non-cupio people if you don't like them. At that point, just be single instead

Like Ik you only have crushes on boys, but that ain't stopping a girl from having a crush on ya. Anyways, as I said, happy 4 ya, hope u get laid.

I already told Ada I'm not into him really XD

I'm an absolute femcel

Okie

That's also kind of desperately lonely tbh.

?

K. Aren't you desperate tho/hj

Why would I get in a relationship where I don't even like the person :P
That defeats the purpose of the entire idea of a relationship