average serious force vs toonforce

If roughly eight square feet (usually more) of concrete lined with spikes fell on you, you'd probably die too

"you cannot defeat me, FOR I HAVE THE PHANTOM RUB--"
"öærgh!"

the virgin "I'M NOT WEAK!"
vs
the chad "URGH 🗣️🗿"

your purple rock and big speeches are nice
but
this guy moves down really fast
and then up

also according to smash, link from the OG Zelda is somehow stronger than ganon from twilight princess

mf OG link ain't shit

one has a fancy rock that lets him bend reality and change things
and the other changes you from mario into a puddle