Nuh uh you are not a big scary lizard

I’ve killed millions

Furry

Godzilla = animal

What the f**k

Imma beat n’s ass

How bout we make this a fair fight (my dad can beat up your dad thread?)

Mine with just a broom:

This ain’t even a fair fight to begin with

Well Jacques here is literally a saint, he can and has defeated Satan himself in a fight, made a horse fly, caused a terrorist attack on a Soviet politician

Let’s make this shi fair and use the Irl dads, and not some random ahh stuff

Alr, my dad worked as an RCMP officer all his life and briefly was a canoe maker, swat sniper, raft guide and 1960-70s kid.

He's just built different like that

Plus he owns a
🔥🔥💯💯💯Ford F-150 💥💥🔥🔥🔥🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🍁🍁🍁🫎🫎🫎

I've seen things you don't want to see.

Neither did I.

I never said that!

or did you? *vsauce music begins playing*