to be fair i was like 4'11

12 year olds after drinking the juice you're not supposed to drink until the age of ~20

to be fair i had a negligent mother

yeah
but that's still the forbidden juice

but it makes my brain feel funny and i like it

that's too bad because you can get put in a concrete box and/or receive brain damage

ok but what if i do the funny brain feel only occasionally

unless that occasion is in however many years it takes for you to turn 20, brain damage and concrete box

i am a little slow rn and dont know what you mean by concrete box but
fine i guess i can wait 5 years

I mean jail

oh
f**k

did you think the government would just let that slide

they've let it slide for 4 years

Well I don't think they know
regardless
don't do it
it's just a stupid move
even if the government isn't breathing down your neck it will still permanently damage your brain
you know your brain doesn't make any more cells when you lose them

ummmm