Jimmy has 500 watermelons.

Either Jimmy Has A Watermelon Farm Or Jimmy Is A Watermelon

Still why the f**k does he have 500 of em ¡?

do you know what watermelon farmers do?....

I do, I was just talking about the Jimmy Is A Watermelon option

shut uuuhhhp

That's the whiniest "shut up" I've ever read.

math problems be like: tom has 834.42 oranges with a diameter of 4.652 cm each and he wants to fit them in his sports car that has a 35 liter trunk, how many trips will he need to take (use decimal points)

A fraction of an orange is crazy

you dont cut your oranges?

No not usually

you rawdog them then?

I just eat it whole

multiple bites or just one (I eat strawberrys in one bite)

The AI revolution has begun

EWW, J*mmy... from mouthwashing...

Real

Bob has 1000 chocolate bars and he buys 5008 more

New high sugar record in blood unlocked

The Guiness World Record People are happy to have youl

Lol what? 💀

Caseoh’s light snack

Drake is my daddy

if drake is ur daddy how many children have u raped? if its over 52 then ik ur really Drake's son :)

*Oblivion console command*