Yo, this is how people sing in Ohio, heck it out! Only in Ohio, ohh oh, only in Ohio, oh! Heh hehhh! Only in Ohio, ohh, oh, oh! Only in Ohio, oh! Hey, I heard you wanna see Ohio, if I were you, I would maybe think twice though. So I been livin out here for a mighty long time, and it ain't a great home, here's why bro. Yeah it may be the home of Lebron James, but it left before it all went down into flames. Cuz sticks and stones break no bones, and the rain here melts my clo-o-othes! You can't even sleep, you can't even go to school, you can't even swiiim with the sharks in the pool. You can't even touch grass, you can't even go back ho-ome once you're in Ohio, BOOM! Ahh... Only in Ohio, ohh, oh, oh, only in Ohio, oh! In Ohio, only in Ohio, ohh, oh, oh, only in Ohio, oh. If you want to talk to the tomatoes, if you wanna have a murder drone comin by your home then you're gonna wanna stay for a while. Ball! When the fire feels cold, Michael Jackson grows old, when your daddy went to go get milk.
Ain't nobody you can call, you can't even call Saul, we're all being held against our will! No American dream, it's a nightmare, moon by day, and the sun in the night air, my bro Jamal, he ballin with a white bear, tweakin with the light stare, mans don't fight fair! Make an onion cry, all the clouds are on the floor, fishes in the sky, there's an alien at your door, we live in a lie, nothin here is real for sure, don't let intrusive thoughts win anymore! Only in Ohio, ohh, oh, oh, only in Ohio, oh! Only in Ohio, ohh, oh, oh, only in Ohio, oh! We set our own standard, we leave all questions unanswered, you can't even comprehend it, just look up on ye olde reddit, get it? We set our own standard, we leave all questions unanswered, you can't even comprehend it, someone help me find the exiiit! You can't even sleep, you can't even go to school, you can't even swiiim with the sharks in the pool. You can't even touch grass, you can't even go back home when you're bing chillin in Ohio, only in Ohio, ohh, oh, oh, only in Ohio, oh! In Ohio. Only in Ohio, ohh, oh, oh, only in Ohio, oh! Only in Ohio, ohh, oh, only in Ohio, oh! Only in Ohio, ohh, oh! Only in Ohio, oh! I'll bet before you know it, this whole world will be taken over by Ohiooooooo! Briyyyh!
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