IT SUPERPOWERS RANKED; 3. THE OLE SAME OLE, TURN IT OFF THEN ON AGAIN, BONUS POINTS IF YOU MAKE THE CUSTOMER DO IT.
2. THE MAGIC FINGER. POKE ONE THING AFTER YOUR ARRIVAL, AND MAGICALLY EVERYTHING THAT WAS BROKEN, NOW WORKS.
1. THE HOLY PRESENCE. YOUR VERY EXISTENCE IN THE ROOM BENDS TECHNOLOGY TO YOUR WILL, AND PROBLEMS SOLVE THEMSELVES.