Average Fan vs Average Enjoyer

The weakest would be me. I do 7 DMG on contact, with a 2 in 20 chance to do x2 damage on 1d20. On contact, I have a 2 in 6 chance to inflict the Poisoned status effect, and a 1 in 6 for it to be a Badly Poisoned. Upon taking damage from a physical attack, I ignore any status conditions inflicted on me, and do automatic Poison damage on contact. I cannot be Paralyzed.

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You needing a good stun after getting compromised at the local furcon

Yup. Your short frontliner.