Get a life

how it feels to have never SH’d

only "sh" you ever get should be in accident
like a stubbed toe

instead of the souls it's the dead cells in the part of my lip i f**king carved out with my teeth

red blood cell
white blood cell
platelet

Yes

instead of evil laughter it's you spitting out the lip blood

Yes

and then you dash at sonic speed to a hospital

yesterday i accidentally bit my lip like. really really f**king badly, there was blood all over my hands and mouth, and i didn't even notice until in math class someone was like "why is your mouth red are you wearing lipstick"

that's not good but that's also kinda funny

It didn't even hurt until they pointed it out
And then it HURT

oh

But it was funny as hell
"UHHHH MS [teacher name] CAN I GO TO THE BATHROOM IM BLEEDING PROFUSELY"
"yeah be quick"
"OK THANKS" *immediately darts across the entire classroom and through the door in 0.2 seconds*

cartoon character injury

There was blood all down my mouth I looked like an exe bruh

I'm gonna getcha!!
MY
MOUTH
HURTS

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA hh owww :(

in your can't run you have huge excessive bandages on your jaw
and in triple trouble instead of crystals it fungal infection

Lol

How it feels to not cause injuries to myself

I thought they were taking about not shitting and it was just censored 💀

LMFAO

Actually trying to get better: