he has skibidi rizz

They modded a good one

I know where you live

When angry, his hair changes into that of a super saiyans

Favorite show is Friends. Has watched it through multiple times

has that one homer telephone

Yeah

encountered the sleeper

Buys cool looking things online intending to use them forever, uses them for two days and forgets about them

Yes

Gnaws on popsicle sticks after he finishes eating them

Yes

He also helps Will get ready each day by brushing his teeth and his fur

AWWW
Yes

she smoked a big fat blunt before

It's a he
But actually canon

femboy???

streams on twitch and his viewer peak is like 7

Yes

Once went swimming but there was a rock lobster in the pool on a piece of private property in idaho nearby the love shack while earth was at war with the planet Claire lived on

(definitely not a huge B52's reference)

He has a level 500 GYAT (I'm not gay) a 600 day mewing STREAK and has been edging since the internets beginning. He truly would nut at a woman's touch. a real chad. His jawline is disrespectfully smooth in this image by the way.

stub your toe

Either you draw them pregnant, or me. And you don't want me to do it..