Did you really think you could get away with molesting people? No, sir. I'm really sorry, sir. An older boy told me to do it. You're looking at five years, minimum. No, sir. Please, I can't go to prison. They pee in a cup and throw it on you! I saw it in a movie. You won't be seeing any prison movies where you're going- prison! No, please! I'll do anything; Anything? Well, that's a start. Chuck Norris, Hollywood agent; I'm very happy to meet you. From now on, you're gonna work for us.
