current roster:
Season 2 Current Roster
Henry (Red World)
Normal ass guy with a big-ass shotgun and manipulative speech.
John Williams (Revenge)
An average janitor.
F**kin Jeramiah (Murderous)
Leaps extra, has a gun, extra long tongue, stronger when drunk on wine.
Red (Your Casual Imgflipper)
Dragon, demigod, full assassin set, can fly up to 700 mph, corny as heck.
Texan (Enslave Yourself)
6’2” Texan guy with a whip, shotgun, rides a horse, super strong with a six-pack.
Bubbly (Bubbly Bun)
Floats, has telekinesis, uses a wand to blow poisonous bubbles.
NotFrieza (Fries)
Frieza with a glasses/mustache disguise. Has DBZ powers, including Golden NotFrieza transformation.
Southern Guy (Murderous 2)
Uses a whip to turn people into slaves or make slaves twice as effective.
Miss Fama (Revenge 2)
Famous melon farmer with some very big melons.
Violent Night Ninja (Funguy)
Santa-like figure with a sleigh, but drops napalm instead of presents.
Hyde
Barista with a glitchy backstory, transforms into an inky goopy guy, can potentially set off a nuke.
Oliver (Your Casual Imgflipper 2)
Unknown species, fast/agile, floating head, long left arm, siphons powers through fangs.
The Ungayinator (Funguy 2)
Gender-fluid seducer with pyrokinesis and mental manipulation. Can “ungay” victims through flirtation or fire threats.
Bomb Guy
Literal bomb guy who explodes and reforms repeatedly.
Vietnamese Patriot
Hyper-patriotic Vietnamese guy with a single handgun.