Incredible Gassy fighting Frieza

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Gimmick Match Alert: Prepare for the absurd, the bizarre, and the downright hilarious! This round may not contribute to the official tournament, but it’s sure to be one for the books. In this corner, we have Incredible Gassy, a bizarre combination of speed, strength, and gas who’s ready to defy the laws of both physics and personal hygiene. And in the opposite corner, Totally Not Frieza, who is totally not Frieza despite looking like a perfect imitation with plastic glasses and a mustache. He may not be Frieza, but he’s got the same powers, and he’s ready to prove it. Let’s get ready for the most ridiculous battle yet!

Fighter One: Incredible Gassy—a powerhouse of strength and bounciness, and we can’t forget about his deadly fart gas! This unlikely hero possesses super strength similar to the famous Mr. Incredible and is moderately fast, despite his larger size. His enhanced senses allow him to react quickly to threats, while his obese physique provides him with an almost comical level of defensive resistance. The real kicker here, though, is his gas—his body produces an unbelievable amount of lethal farts that can knock opponents out or cause serious environmental damage. He’s also bouncy, able to deflect certain projectiles due to his "plump" form, making him unexpectedly difficult to hit.

Fighter Two: Totally Not Frieza—this is, of course, Frieza in disguise, but don’t tell him that. With his plastic glasses and mustache, he’s here to show that he’s not just some knockoff. He comes with telekinesis, flight, and the ability to fire ki blasts that can obliterate anything in their path. His ki blasts may be familiar to Frieza fans, but in this fight, he’s not just going to rely on his standard abilities—oh no, he’s also got that smug attitude to match. With his superior agility and speed, he’s ready to show that he’s no imitation, even if everyone can clearly tell he is. Totally Not Frieza also has his own version of death beams, though the name may be a little less menacing.

The bell rings, and Incredible Gassy makes the first move, charging forward with surprising speed for his size. He barrels into Totally Not Frieza, causing the fake Frieza to stumble back. Gassy’s super strength is no joke as he slams his opponent with a powerful punch, sending Totally Not Frieza flying a few feet. But Totally Not Frieza is quick to recover, floating effortlessly in the air. He fires a quick ki blast, aiming at Gassy’s midsection, but Gassy bounces off the ground like a rubber ball, deflecting the blast with his body and causing it to explode harmlessly into the sky.

Gassy grins, clearly enjoying the absurdity of the fight. He lets out a massive fart that immediately fills the arena with a noxious cloud of gas. Totally Not Frieza coughs dramatically, “What is this, amateur hour?” He tries to use his telekinesis to push the gas away, but it seems to cling to him, distracting him and blurring his senses. He’s forced to fly higher to escape the toxic fumes, but this only gives Gassy the chance to charge again—and this time, with a surprising amount of agility, he leaps high into the air and grabs Frieza by the tail (or whatever version of a tail he has).

Totally Not Frieza growls in frustration, flipping backward with a sudden telekinetic blast aimed at Gassy’s midsection. The blast connects, sending Gassy flying, but he quickly bounces off the ground again with his signature bounciness. He lets out another gas burst, knocking Totally Not Frieza out of the air with a well-timed gust of wind. As Frieza struggles to regain his balance, Gassy charges again, this time with a huge body slam, tackling the fake Frieza to the ground with the full weight of his inflated physique.

Totally Not Frieza, now pinned under Gassy’s weight, begins to panic. He tries to unleash a series of ki blasts at point-blank range, but his efforts are interrupted by yet another fart attack from Gassy, causing Frieza to fall into a coughing fit. Gassy keeps his weight on Totally Not Frieza, who’s now struggling and unable to get enough leverage to escape. With a final push of effort, Totally Not Frieza manages to break free and launch himself into the air, but the damage has been done. He’s disoriented, gassy, and embarrassed.

The Verdict:

In a battle that was both absurd and hilarious, Incredible Gassy takes the win! The fake Frieza may have been fast and powerful, but he simply couldn't handle the relentless fart gas and physical resilience of Gassy. Despite his teleportation, telekinesis, and ki blasts, Totally Not Frieza was overwhelmed by Gassy’s ability to deflect projectiles and use his weight to his advantage. With his last-ditch efforts failing and his pride shattered, Totally Not Frieza was unable to recover, leaving Gassy to claim an unexpected and hilarious victory.

Winner: Incredible Gassy!

The crowd laughs and cheers as Gassy stands victorious, shaking his body with a final fart to seal the deal. Meanwhile, Totally Not Frieza floats off, likely wondering if maybe, just maybe, he should have worn something less embarrassing to the fight. This may have been a gimmick round, but the next round is sure to be anything but. Stay tuned!

I got put against incredible gassy??!! 😭😭 wulp, gg’s

you can still fight
lmfao

Oh ok lol

What. the. hell.

xD

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