The bell rings, and instantly the crowd is on the edge of their seats. TBMR is all calm and collected, standing in the middle of the arena with their eyes scanning for anything to destroy. Noble Ranger, on the other hand, is ready to get up close and personal, casually gripping the Big F**king Shotgun and scanning the environment.
TBMR makes the first move, focusing on the arena’s surrounding objects. They raise a hand, and with a flick of their wrist, a nearby pillar suddenly erupts in a fiery explosion. The ground shakes as debris flies, but the Noble Ranger is already on the move. “Too slow!” they shout, and with a grin, they fire off a massive blast from their shotgun, sending a shockwave toward TBMR.
TBMR reacts instantly, teleporting behind a large piece of debris, dodging the blast by mere milliseconds. The explosion sends chunks of the environment flying, but TBMR is unharmed. They quickly turn their mind to action again, and a car nearby detonates in a violent explosion, aiming for Noble Ranger’s position. However, the Ranger ducks and rolls to the side, narrowly avoiding the blast.
With his shotgun now raised, Noble Ranger unloads another round directly at TBMR’s cover, blowing a massive hole through the debris. But TBMR, anticipating this move, focuses on the environment around them, sending a series of trash cans and debris hurtling toward Noble Ranger at lightning speed. The Ranger, while tough, has to move fast to avoid the barrage, all while taking shots at TBMR, trying to land that one devastating blow.
As the battle continues, it’s clear that TBMR’s quick reactions and mind-blowing explosions make them unpredictable, but Noble Ranger’s sheer durability and firepower keep them in the fight. TBMR, knowing that they can’t explode the Ranger directly, begins targeting the environment, trying to use the arena itself as a weapon.
At the peak of the fight, TBMR causes a massive explosion by setting off a chain reaction of crates and barrels. The shockwave throws the Noble Ranger off balance, and in the chaos, TBMR summons a final psychic blast to toss the Ranger back a good ten feet, knocking them off their feet. The Ranger’s Big F**king Shotgun is sent flying from their grip.
The Verdict:
In this fun, explosive round, TBMR’s control over the environment and insane reaction time edge out Noble Ranger’s brute force. Despite the Ranger’s impressive weaponry, the mind-bending explosions prove to be too much.
Winner: TBMR!
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