The childhood pain and agony we suffered

true.

Real (I actually just tried everything that get it to work when I found that fire couldn’t exist on glowstone)

Noooooooooooo

i rembered the exact freaking pain of this..I was still in elementary school and my dad hopped on minecraft, and me and my siblings had told him about the heaven portal and how he could make. later on, it never worked and i was extremely confused at it too

There's an aether mod

Nah the first disappointment is me