Fin-werido announcement temp

"if you like, get on steroids and tattoo your skin green you'd look like Hulk"
"But if you get sick and can't use steroids anymore you'd end up looking like the Grinch, and you'd die early anyway"
"Idc, like, if, you know that red pill and blue pill thing, blue pill you'd be healthy and have wife and kids, red pill you'd look one week like the hulk and then die I'd take the blue pill"

(Continuing)

"what if you take both pills"
"Then you look like the Grinch and have wife and kids"
"What if you take one third of both pills"
"Then you have one buff green arm and you have 1 third of wife and kids"
"What third?"
"The one you want. Legs, waist and stomach or chest and head"

"what if we slice differently, like, sideways."