smash the woman

That's old

That was one of the craziest erections in US history

ELECTIONS

lol

they are

I mean they kinda are?

Reason #1: We can't get pregnant.
Reason #2: We look better in maid dresses.
Reason #3: I really don't have a third reason I just hate women.

"hello" said the boy impregnator

he's done for I am the boy impregnator

Reason #3: you aren’t wining bishes that make ur partners life miserable

isn't voting over lol

oh really i forgot

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Saturn is the sixth planet from the Sun and the second largest in the Solar System, after Jupiter. It is a gas giant, with an average radius of about nine times that of Earth. It has an eighth the average density of Earth, but is over 95 times more massive.

i know that the sun is about to explode in 19 hours, 38 minutes

At around 12 now

lies

what's with the reaction image

something funny?

yeah buddy, it's hilarious

well it wasn't a f**king joke

oh really, it wasn't

bro when he realizes not everything is a joke made for him to laugh at

bro when he realizes that i was being sarcastic the whole time

the election's over