Get these kids off that site

Why are you on there

if you're a minor and you're looking at porn you are absolutely cooked

why are YOU on that site bro? aren't you a kid as well

what website is that

very silly site that holds exclusive content that may or may not be addicting (in shorter terms pron)

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Ao3???

why are you on bud

What are you doing there

Uh a virus took control of my computer

And it bought lotion and tissues because it hacked my credit card and it somehow found my address and then it started searching up things and I don’t even know what happened my hands were off my keyboard

I hate it when that happens bro

And then a hand came out if my computer and pulled my pants off

what the hell