January 19, 2025
My dearest Chloe,
We're camped just inside the beltway,
about four miles from the MAGA horde.
The scouts report them to be already
celebrating and drunk to a man. Who
would've thought it would end like this?
The country defeating its damned self!
Putin must be so pleased.
If this is the last letter you get from
me... well, be a good girl and listen to
your brothers. They know what to do.
All my love forever,
Pops
P.S. Gen. Obama had all of the camp
followers arrested today as spies and
one of them turned out to be Matt
Gaetz's mom. A typical enabling excuse
maker, just like you'd figure.
