i forgot about that template lmfao

there was no church. just dino sex

that's why he sent the astroid
can't give no money when you're f**king like crazy

I had a dream where a t-rex came on me, and earlier before i found out t-rex's could produce so much cum that it can weigh a ton, so in my dream i sank in dino cum

you couldn't interrogate that information out of me

i died while choking on the enlargened sperm cells

trexes trying to put their hands together in prayer

LMAOOO

"I swear I sent that meteor to Mars.. how incredibly strange it ended up here instead, coincidentally killing most of Earth's animals..."