What would wood do without dirt.

True, because wood can only naturally grow on dirt

no, because structures can spawn, and some of them have wood. Find one woodland mansion and you're good for the whole playthrough

True

but eventually you'll run out of wood

*realises*
*minecraft themed illuminati music starts playing*

oooohhh waiiitttt i remembered a way to grow trees without dirt

If the people who made those structures in the lore were not able to find dirt or wood then they would have remained cave men who eat raw meat and kill with their bare hands

True

EXACTLYYYYY

DIRT IS THE MOST USEFUL

well, not as *useful* as something like iron, but...... YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

air: am i a joke to you?

Sky: am i a joke to u either?

The player: am i a joke to all if you

Well... U're not wrong

Turns to look at iron ingot

yeah, iron is the most useful ore. It can make hoppers, cauldrons, sheers, flint and steel, buckets, smithing tables, iron doors, and good tools.

Armor, how could you forget armor?

and shields

Shields are technically armor

okay I think that's the most important stuff

if you removed all the dirt, you could still turn moss into dirt.

unfortunately, I haven't played minecraft in like, 2 years so I don't know what moss is in minecraft