This shit looks like what my parents are going to use

Not the belt and the slipper! But I suppose it now needs a name. Ideas?

Idk, blippers?

No. Stop making me think about kids shows. Think one like the fusion dance!

Uhhhhh… ummmm… slelt

No! That’s even weirder!

Ok slepper (kinds sounds like sleeper because the weapon makes you go to sleep)

Perfect and relatable. My younger siblings get the slipper if they don’t go to sleep and they somehow fall asleep afterwards!

Very Unironic

Yeah

My brother got hit with one of these once and...AND...!

Lemme guess. He got a concussion?

Yes 💔

for real?! I'm so sorry!