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2b2t RP! :3

2b2t RP! :3 | POV: You're a new player on 2b2t, the oldest anarchy server in Minecraft, who has been killed at spawn many times. Suddenly, at spawn, a user in full Protection IV diamond armor with an elytra, an illegal 64-stacked Totem of Undying, and a Sharpness V diamond axe comes up to you. The user is named "TheRadioDemon420" and has Alastor as their skin. TheRadioDemon420 crouches multiple times to show peace and throws you a kit with all the essentials for the server, including illegal 64-stacked Totems of Undying. They then send you a private message in chat, that reads as follows: "You're welcome. Now follow me." What do you do? Rules: No ERP; lesbian romance is allowed with a female OC, as TheRadioDemon420 will turn out to be a girl, however the RP cannot be romantic immediately; do not refuse to follow her; no joke RPs or joke OCs; anything else goes! | image tagged in alastor head tilt | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
263 views 1 upvote Made by DoctorEggman 2 weeks ago in Role_Play
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0 ups, 2w,
4 replies
RedPanda_Murder (Me): Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.......how did you-
0 ups, 1w,
1 reply
"Well, what are you waiting for?"
*TRD420 is trying to keep their cool as they wait for RPM to drink the potion*
0 ups, 1w,
1 reply
*...*
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1 reply
"Come on, don't be shy. You don't want to drown while swimming around OceanTown's water cube, do you?"
0 ups, 1w,
1 reply
*drinks and hands back*
0 ups, 1w,
1 reply
*TRD420 picks up the empty bottle and puts it in their Ender Chest, taking out a black Shulker Box in the process. They then toss the Shulker Box to RPM, revealing that it's filled to the brim with Ender Chests*
"If you want to build yourself a house here in OceanTown, mine these e-chests. One of them gives you eight obsidian if you mine it without having the Silk Touch enchantment on your pickaxe, and all buildings in OceanTown are to be made of obsidian to make it even harder for griefers to destroy."
0 ups, 1w,
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Ok....I'll probably keep 2 though.....
0 ups, 1w,
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"Good idea. But instead of only keeping 2 e-chests, you should keep one full stack. Here, take these for personal use, so that you can use the 27 stacks in the Shulker as obsidian reserves for building."
*TRD420 tosses RPM another stack of Ender Chests, one that's not a Shulker Box filled with them*
"In case you don't know, the inventory of your e-chest is like the Cloud. It's private to you, and can be accessed by opening any e-chest on the server, no matter where you are. You could put all your items in an e-chest at spawn, besides one spare e-chest, then go into the Nether and go all the way to the Nether World Border and place down your spare e-chest, and it would still have the same items, even across different dimensions. Pretty handy."
0 ups, 1w,
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"ik that"
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"I was just making sure."

*TRD420 then tosses RPM a banner designed to resemble Dr. Eggman*

"This is the official banner of my server group, the Eggheads. There's a shield in the kit I gave you back at spawn. If you want to join us, two conditions must be met. One, your shield must have the Egghead banner. And two, you have to have your own house here in OceanTown, or be bunking with another Egghead."
0 ups, 1w
:P
0 ups, 1w,
1 reply
(Timeskip?)

*TRD420 stays online on their Discord account, @radiolover69, on the official 2b2t Discord server, for about five minutes, to answer 2b2t community questions before logging off for the night*
0 ups, 1w,
1 reply
(ye)
RPM came back an is in a berock cage
*discord*
@Redpanda Why am I stuck n bedrock?
0 ups, 1w,
1 reply
*A user on the Discord server, known as iTristan, invites RPM to a call on the Nerds Incorporated voice channel of the Discord*

(iTristan's Minecraft skin is in the attached image.)
0 ups, 1w,
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"????"
0 ups, 5d,
1 reply
*TRD420 pops back online and sends RPM a private DM*

"Don't get on that call. iTristan and the Nerds are very bad people, willing to use the appearance of new players as leverage against me and Hausemaster to gain control of 2b2t."
0 ups, 5d,
1 reply
"also can you get on real quick I stuck n bedrock
0 ups, 4d,
1 reply
"I'll go into your NBT files and put a Chorus Fruit in your player's inventory. I want you to eat it, because it'll teleport you out of the bedrock. Then, I'll go in and use WorldEdit to get rid of the bedrock box."
0 ups, 4d
Ok?
0 ups, 2w,
1 reply
*TheRadioDemon420 sends another private message in chat, reading:*
"Don't ask any questions, just follow me. You're new here, and I have admin access, since I'm a close friend of 2b2t's admin, Hausemaster. He gave me admin status here, and I'm trying to build a reputation as a friend to new players. Now, we're going to my base, OceanTown, since it's two million blocks away from spawn in the southeast quadrant of the map."
0 ups, 2w,
1 reply
"ok?"
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1 reply
*TheRadioDemon420 gives leadership towards OceanTown, a megabase entirely covered by a giant water cube to prevent griefing, and they suddenly disconnect from the server after entering their giant obsidian radio tower house in the center of OceanTown, leaving their comrade stranded inside OceanTown*
(What pronouns should I use to refer to your character? He/Him, She/Her, They/Them, You/Your, or something else? For mine, just use They/Them for now, since TheRadioDemon420 hasn't yet been revealed to be a girl in the canon of the RP.)
0 ups, 2w,
1 reply
(she her)
?!
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*A few minutes later, TheRadioDemon420 comes back to the server and sends RedPanda_Murder yet another private message in chat*
"Sorry for disappearing, my friend. I had some real-world business to take care of regarding Hausemaster. A group of hackers on this server, Nerds Inc., were trying to doxx Hause, so I had to help him secure his personal info. I told you that I'm a close friend of his, but myself and Hause are also roommates in the real world, which is why it didn't take long for me to help him secure his info."
(I'll use They/Them for now, until TheRadioDemon420 and RedPanda_Murder have a way to talk outside of 2b2t chat. After that, I'll use She/Her to refer to RedPanda_Murder.)
0 ups, 2w,
1 reply
(ok also RPM is RedPanda_Murder)
RPM: :P
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(Got it. TRD420 will be the shortening for TheRadioDemon420.)
*TRD420 leads RPM to the basement of the obsidian radio tower and sends them another private message in chat*
"This is the stash where I get the item kits that I give to new players like yourself."
0 ups, 2w,
1 reply
RPM:Ah.........
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*TRD420 hands RPM an illegal infinite-duration Potion of Water Breathing, and sends them yet another private message in chat*
"You'll need this for everyday life in OceanTown. After all, the entire base, save for the insides of the buildings, is submerged in a giant water cube to prevent griefing of the base. Drink it and give me back the bottle."
0 ups, 1w
"confused AF*
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"It's completely okay if you want to opt out. But if you do, I'm gonna need that banner back."
0 ups, 1w,
1 reply
"no no its ok"
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*TRD420 watches RPM put the Eggheads banner on their shield*

"Alright then. Once you build a house under the water cube or find an Egghead to bunk with, we'll hold a welcoming ceremony at the Great Egg, that big obsidian statue of the Ender Dragon Egg in the center of OceanTown."
0 ups, 1w,
1 reply
"ok?"
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"So, any more questions before I log off?"

*TRD420's player motions show curiosity, but it's hard to tell, since Minecraft skins aren't very expressive*
0 ups, 1w,
1 reply
no
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1 reply
*TRD420 sends one final private message in chat before logging off for the day*

"Alright then. I'll be back online tomorrow morning around 10:45 EST. See you then, if you're online."
0 ups, 1w,
1 reply
*checks the time*
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*The time is 6:40 PM EST*
0 ups, 1w
*goes afk to eat dinner*
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Cosmo (oc name)
huh? where did you come from?
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1 reply
(I need Cosmo's in-RP Minecraft username btw)
*TheRadioDemon420 sends another private message in chat, reading:*
"Don't ask any questions, just follow me. You're new here, and I have admin access, since I'm a close friend of 2b2t's admin, Hausemaster. He gave me admin status here, and I'm trying to build a reputation as a friend to new players. Now, we're going to my base, OceanTown, since it's two million blocks away from spawn in the southeast quadrant of the map."
0 ups, 2w,
1 reply
( ok its Cosmo_879) ah ok!
0 ups, 2w,
1 reply
*TheRadioDemon420 gives leadership towards OceanTown, a megabase entirely covered by a giant water cube to prevent griefing, and they suddenly disconnect from the server after entering their giant obsidian radio tower house in the center of OceanTown, leaving their comrade stranded inside OceanTown*
(What pronouns should I use to refer to your character? He/Him, She/Her, They/Them, You/Your, or something else? For mine, just use They/Them for now, since TheRadioDemon420 hasn't yet been revealed to be a girl in the canon of the RP.)
0 ups, 2w,
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(he/him) woah this place is big!
0 ups, 2w
oh you left? hm I guess ill just explore this place
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1 reply
*A few minutes later, TheRadioDemon420 comes back to the server and sends Cosmo_879 yet another private message in chat*
"Sorry for disappearing, my friend. I had some real-world business to take care of regarding Hausemaster. A group of hackers on this server, Nerds Inc., were trying to doxx Hause, so I had to help him secure his personal info. I told you that I'm a close friend of his, but myself and Hause are also roommates in the real world, which is why it didn't take long for me to help him secure his info."
(I'll use They/Them for now, until TheRadioDemon420 and Cosmo_879 have a way to talk outside of 2b2t chat. After that, I'll use He/Him to refer to Cosmo_879.)
0 ups, 1w,
1 reply
ah alright! what do you want to do?
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*TheRadioDemon420 tosses a Cosmo_879 a black Shulker Box filled to the brim with a total of 27 stacks of 64 Ender Chests each*
"Here's a kit of building blocks. Mine the e-chests with a pickaxe, one that does NOT have the Silk Touch enchantment on it, to get obsidian to build with when you want to build. As long as it's within OceanTown's water cube, feel free to build yourself a house that can be part of the base. But remember, all blocks in your house, except functional blocks, doors, and windows, must be made of that obby to prevent griefing."
0 ups, 1w,
1 reply
ah sweet thank you! *I start to build my house*
0 ups, 1w,
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"You're welcome."
0 ups, 1w
alright I'm done! whatcha think
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*TheRadioDemon420 swims through the water cube until they get to Cosmo_879's house within the OceanTown base*

"Nice little place. Now, I'm the leader of a notorious group of new player helpers called the Eggheads, and OceanTown is the home base of the Eggheads. You can choose to be an Egghead if you'd like to be one, or you can just be a basemate. That kit of items that I gave you at spawn has a shield in it."

*TheRadioDemon420's player holds out a banner with a pattern that appears to loosely resemble Dr. Eggman*

"You've completed one requirement of being an Egghead. The other one is to put this banner on your shield. If you choose to join us, the rest of the Eggheads will gather at the Great Egg and hold a welcoming ceremony for you. The Great Egg is that obsidian statue of the Ender Dragon Egg that's located at the center of OceanTown. The choice, of whether or not you'll become an Egghead, is up to you."
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bet! lets head to the great egg then! * I say s I put the banner on my shield
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"Perfect. I'll go on the 2b2t Discord and ping the Eggheads for your welcoming ceremony."

*TheRadioDemon420 disconnects from the server, and a few moments later, they reconnect, alongside multiple others boasting shields with the Egghead banner*

"Do you have Discord?"
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yup! its Cosmo_The_Cat#1188
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"Good. Join the 2b2t Discord and join the call on the Eggheads voice channel. That's where we'll host your welcoming ceremony."
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ok! * I join the VC*
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(I'm gonna use text that is surrounded by no punctuation for spoken phrases, that way we can differentiate between text messages and actual speech.)

*TheRadioDemon420 reveals that she's a girl by shouting at the chatting Eggheads, and in the process, she reveals that she uses an online voice effect adder to get the same vintage radio effect on her voice as Alastor did in Hazbin Hotel*

Shut your yaps, all of you! We have a new member of our group, and it's time for their welcoming ceremony to begin.

*TheRadioDemon420 clears her throat*

Eggheads, please welcome the latest member of the group, Minecraft player Cosmo_879! Cosmo, please unmute your mic and feel free to say anything you need or want to say.
0 ups, 1w,
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oh is there anything i need to say?
0 ups, 1w,
1 reply
You need to introduce yourself to the others, but that's about it for what's required to be said.
0 ups, 1w
oh well hi! I'm Cosmo!
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*Another member of the group, E-girl_Hitler, unmutes his mic and pipes up, interrupting you*

You're one of those filthy newbies, aren't ya? I ain't seen you on 2b2t before today, and I'm one of the most commonly seen regulars on the server. State yer business and I'll leave ya be.

*E-girl_Hitler's player on the server switches to a fully enchanted sword, and it's clear that he has strong feelings against new players, even though he's part of a group notorious for helping new players*
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oh damn... I suppose..?
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*TheRadioDemon420 breaks up the conflict before it can become a fight*

Hitler, stand down. The purpose of the Eggheads group is to help new players. And Cosmo is one of us now.
0 ups, 1w
thank you TheRadioDemon420
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POV: You're a new player on 2b2t, the oldest anarchy server in Minecraft, who has been killed at spawn many times. Suddenly, at spawn, a user in full Protection IV diamond armor with an elytra, an illegal 64-stacked Totem of Undying, and a Sharpness V diamond axe comes up to you. The user is named "TheRadioDemon420" and has Alastor as their skin. TheRadioDemon420 crouches multiple times to show peace and throws you a kit with all the essentials for the server, including illegal 64-stacked Totems of Undying. They then send you a private message in chat, that reads as follows: "You're welcome. Now follow me." What do you do? Rules: No ERP; lesbian romance is allowed with a female OC, as TheRadioDemon420 will turn out to be a girl, however the RP cannot be romantic immediately; do not refuse to follow her; no joke RPs or joke OCs; anything else goes!