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This just in. Power outages have broken out across our small continent, sending villages into chaos. [Cut to feed of a regular village, nothing happening] The suspect has just been spotted by Villager number 47(?). Here's Villager Number 47 in the helicopter.
[Shouting from across the village] Thanks, Villager Number 9(?). Well, he's, uh... some weird green dog?
[Cut to the villagers just standing around]
Villager #17, what do you think of this?
.... uh, I don't know. You just walked up to my house with a piece of cardboard.
And there you have it, folks.
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... okay. Can you please leave my house now?
Abandon regular forms of communication, return to villager news script
