I'M NOT A SIGMA. I DON'T WANT TO BE A BETA. I CAN'T MEW. I CAN'T JELQ OR EDGE. DON'T WORRY MY SON... BEING A SIGMA ISN'T THAT HARD. YOU MUST BELIEVE IN YOURSELF. PUT YOURSELF OUT THERE AND BE THE BEST HUMAN YOU CAN BE. DON'T AIM TO BE A SIGMA, OR YOU WON'T BECOME BASED...