*sigh* Welcome to the internet, have a look around

anything that brain of yours can think of can be found

We've got mountains of content, some better, some worse

if none of its of interest to you then you'd be the first

Welcome to the internet, come and take a seat

(If I got the lyrics wrong I apologize I haven't listened to this song in a while)

would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet

The news, definitely

There's no need to panic, This isn't a test

just nod or shake your head and we'll do the rest

Welcome to the internet, What would you perfer?

would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur

Be happy, Be horny, Be bursting with rage

we got a million different ways to engage

HOLA!

WHAT THE F**K IS YOUR USER.

Taking a picture of one’s thighs would be pointless. Who does bro think he is, Arnold Schwarzenegger?!