Prologue.mp3

*Paleo comes out of the bathroom*
Paleo: Phew, man do I have let that lose. Alright, better wash my hands... Wait? How can I ever wash my hands if inklings and octolings die from water? Oh, well.

*Ink drips from the ceiling*

Paleo: Huh? What the?

???: "Don't let him see me!"

Paleo: Uhhh, hello?

*A weird girl drops down. She appears to be a hybrid between Octolings and Jelletons, having legs unlike the other Jelletons.*

Paleo: Whoa! What are you?

???: "Name's Dasher."

Paleo: Ok, Dasher. Say, you got legs unlike the other jelletons. You must be a hybrid.

Dasher: "How did you know? Couldn't be some magical narrator, you just pulled it out of your ass. Jelletons are usually from this place that's paywalled by Splatoon 3's DLC and I won't explain it-"
*There's an envelope*

Paleo: Hold that thought. There's an envelope.
*Grabs the envelope*

*It's Folded Soldiers*

Paleo: Uhhh... No ones home.
*Closes door*
Paleo: Guys, we got a problem.

*They start trying to break in*

*Paleo tries to barricade the door*
Paleo: Guys, barricade the door!

Chip: "Nah, I'd win."
*He goes out and unbinds*

Paleo: You know what, that'll give us enough time to run!

*Chip just obliterates the Folded Soldiers*

Melody: Let's check outside of the window. Maybe something is going on out there.

*Bowser's castle is in the air*

Paleo: Uhh, since when did Bowser decide to do an alliance with Olly?

Theft:

Paleo: Guy's I think we're in a pickle.... not literally though

Pickle:

Paleo: I said not literally

*The Folded Soldiers are finished off by a Pickle Beam from Hydrapple*

Paleo: .... Well that was unexpected

???: "Give us the castle."

Melody: Who was that?
Paleo: .... I think I know that voice.

*Part 1 end*

Blook 2025: "Hi there for no reason

Paleo 2024: What the?

Blook: "Pee"
*disappears*

Paleo: ._.

Author Blook: "I DON'T HAVE A NAME IDEA"

Author Paleo: *Sigh* Why do I have to everything myself for this.

Blook: "You two, stop arguing!"

*Melody comes out of Kage's room, with a flower on her hair*
Melody: Hey guys, what's going on?

Hani: "Uhh, hi..?"

Melody: Aww, hi there little ribombee. What's your name?

Hani: "My name is... Hani."

Melody: Whats wrong? You seem a little nervous.

*There's a knock on the doors of the castle and Dasher puts her hat back on before trying to hide*

Melody: Huh?
Paleo: I'll get it.
*Goes to the door to open it*
Paleo: Hello?

Dasher: "She knows you used to be an ally of Olly before whatever the hell happened to separate you."

Paleo: Ooooh. Wait, White used to be Olly's ally too, Including his brothers, his only 2 sisters, and his wife. Idk what separated the two, and whatever happened to them after being on this series for a long time, they vanished. I swear this series is changing kinda quickly.

Blook: "We ain't that anymore girl."
Chip: "We're risking being taken down even MORE by using Pokemon!"

Paleo: Let's see if I can try to convince her that I'm not one of Olly's allies anymore.

Ribombee: "I believe you... Wait, is that..."
*She looks at Kirikabu*

Paleo: Really? That was quick.... What are you...
*Looks at Kirikabu*
Paleo: Oh, that's our phantump. Don't worry about him, he's cool.

Ribombee: "I remember he- wait him?"
Chip: "If this world has a human reborn as a Pokemon, why the hell shouldn't we be able to have this?"

Paleo: Idk? ... Wait? You know him?

Ribombee: "Yeah."

Paleo: Oh. I'm guessing you two migh've been friends, Miss...... uhhh... what's your name?

*It's from King Olly and he says he wants the castle back*

Paleo: King Olly!? I haven't seen him after 2 years, or was it 3 years? I'm losing track here. Wait, why would he want the castle back ever since it was destroyed by Shadow Soul.

Dasher: "He's looking for us!"
Blook: "Us?"
Dasher: "She's afraid to come out."

Paleo: She? You mean there's more of you?

*Dasher's hat moves a bit*

*Paleo notices her hat moving and takes it off of her*

*A Ribombee is under, and she looks scared*
Blook: "Wait..."
Chip: "Pregnatne."
Blook: "Chip I was gonna say she's pregnant in a better way than that but guess you stole my thunder"

Paleo: Awww, hey there little ribombee.
*He tries to pet her gently*

Dasher: "No, she's scared. Plus, uhh, what the Hoopa said."

Paleo: Why is she though? Is she not familiar with us?