TRYING TO SAY ANYTHING GOOD ABOUT SKULL ISLAND: RISE OF KONG DURING DONKEY KONG COUNTRY'S 30TH ANNIVERSARY CELEBRATION, ENDS UP GETTING HIT BY THE BARRELS OVER 9000 TIMES; LIKEWISE, ME TRYING TO SAY THAT I PREFER THE SNES PORTS OF MORTAL KOMBAT (1992) AND FATAL FURY 1 OVER EITHER THE ORIGINAL ARCADE VERSIONS OR THEIR SEGA GENESIS PORTS, THE MORTAL KOMBAT AND FATAL FURY FANDOMS FORCE ME TO FIGHT BOTH SHANG TSUNG AND GEESE HOWARD AT ONCE INSTEAD